crapology

2008-12-28T15:04:00.000+08:00

you can find me here!

http://chocobean.wordpress.com/

2008-12-09T00:16:00.002+08:00

GOODBYE.
it was a good last day.
thanks everyone who has been following this blog.

i am permanently scarred from relationships. im turning les, i swear. just kidding.

2008-12-02T23:01:00.004+08:00

a gentle reminder to self:

9/12 : DOA 4pm - 530pm
10/12 : SS 4pm - 530pm
11/12 : SCM 130pm - 3pm
12/12 : WDD 4pm - 530pm

mostly in the late afternoon, meaning that i only need to cab to sch once! 1+ hr for public transport to sch, damn waste time! considering im the last-min-hug-Buddha's-leg kinda person.

i suddenly rmb my warning letter for SS. i hate my lecturer to the max. she's such a guy-favouring turtle.

she got this fcuking rule that if you're marked absent, you get 0 for the practicals that day. so no marks for CA. like wtF? somemore is not absent = absent, its late = absent. wtF?

does being late means you learnt NOTHING? whats more nobody starts her practical on 915am ON THE DOT! den we all so early reach sch for wat? look at her face? somemore we do the practs on our own! den after tt free to go. might as well start later at our own leisure right?

stupid turtle crap.

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my digicam's ownership is postponed to thurs, cos daddy is busy. WAAEEE~ still wanna drag him to go buy my story book nia. =[

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a self-consoling conversation b/w sarah and i:

in front of us walked a girl wearing damn skimpily, and was damn skinny too.

sarah: her legs damn skinny la!

me: dun worry, ours because bone big tts y not skinny.

LOL!

ps: i wanna get britney's circus album! its out today, which is also her birthday! weeeee~ wonder when will i get the time.

nobody said this is gonna be easy, because i am not the kind that you can take and leave AS AND WHEN U WANT.

2008-12-01T23:30:00.006+08:00

warning! this is a whimpy post of materialistic needs! wakakakaaa!!

ok, im in luuuuurve with charlotte russe's stuffs! its a US online webbie. their tees are all damn niceeee!

and its very very cheap! but i dun earn US green notes leh. hais.

respect tattoo tee! omg!! im in love with this! its only USD10 lor!! i like like likeeeeee~

american eagle outfitter's bikini. HOHO. looks plain and mundane right? but it has a clip behind and the top is not string-tie! i dun reali like string bikini. =x

and lastly i wan shutter shades!

ooh lalala!! heng cute hor? but i wonder how am i going to see when my eyes are already so small thou. LOLx. but very cuteee!!!!

ive got white bling bling one, a brown normal one and now i want this black cute cute one! weee!!

the webbie to order charlotte russe stuffs: http://explodingwardrobe.blogspot.com/

you will not see the spree for this yet cos the owner she will put up after i send in my orders. hahaha!! think i big fish. -.- or you can tell me if you see anyth u want!

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anw, today we get to see our plagarism rate for our scm assignment! i got 1% only! and that 1% is because everyone has to put the same cover page. MUAHAHAHA!!!

shawn my classmate asked why i got so low % and i told him cos my ang moh good. =XxXxx

speaking of sch, CTs are next week! i got all 4. !@#$%& chao turtle. from 9-12 dec.

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anw, i didnt sleep a wink on sat to rush rush SCM so that i can accompnay sei lao mao for his sis birthday dinner at crystal jade CWP. i decided to relieve him from the prospect from sitting with his estranged grandma. HAHAHA!

was filling, but no beijing ducky left to slaughter! =[

mao said to photoshop his pimples away! he put mask the day before, can anyone tell the difference?

those who think mao look like xiao hun hun pls put yr paws up.

nights!

2008-11-30T14:42:00.010+08:00

YO!!!!!

finished my SCM assignment! a bloody 4000++ worded essay. cracked my brain de whole bloody night. but this is nothing compared to my miserable ihp report.

another 2500 worded essay for night class coming up. ~>.<~ whatever! am very hap-pey! cos i like first time ever finish my assignment before time? HOHOHO! so elated that i bought this to console myself!

a white vest-like cardi!

wweeeee!! i like!

and better still, daddy is bringing me down tmr to get my deprived digicam! weeeeee!! $299, cheap cheap onli! i wanna get the fuji finepix J150w! it has 10 mp and 5x optical zoom and wide angle lens! sounds very wu di right? LOL! but i read the reviews and the dark shots are not so good. but hey, i can PHOTOSHOP them! if like tt i buy a digicam for what right? might as well use back LG. LOL!! i am so incoherent.

the best tingy is i dun have to pay a single cent! =X

ps: yesterday greenie tried twice to escape from mao!! just like his departed ham-ham. im seeing a pattern here. but mao claimed that its because he is a ninja turtle. -.-

i decided to sit for my theory test during dec holiday! muahahahaaa!! a step to adulthood! =X anyone wanna join me?

I WANT JELLY SANDALSSSSSSS!! but mummy said cannot buy anymore shoes cos they covered my door step. =[

and i want this book!

the movie has shown in the US but next month in SG. so fcuking slow!

heard that its a very good book! about vampies. yeah, bloooooood! =X maybe psycho daddy tmr to buy this for me. =X

i am a poor and deprived kid. ~>.<~

***

i realised that i didnt blog about mao's birthday, also our 1 year anniversary!

pictures as usual, cos..... i forgottened the details, kinda. =x

i bought greenie to school!

a great source of entertainment for my 3 hours break. sarah and sharon like to turn him over and watch him struggle to turn back. they are evil.

went to meet mao at clementi after school with his bday barang barangs! had a fun train ride cos he turned 21 and you can make all sorta jokes about him stopping his growth. MUAHAHAHAHA!!! well who is the one who said i stopped growing at 18 but he only stops at 21 anw?

dined at the gourment jap restaurant at vivo!

economy is bad so they sell potatoes too.

mango smoothie!

the busy 21 year old man. (AS IF. i think he is playing game.)

the 19 year old.... erh.... eh... STUDENT!

his rammy burger-like tingy.

my ramen! i like ajisen cos their soup is always nice. =D

after that is back to fishermen's hideout so that greenie can faster get used to his new home! on top of a toilet bowl. -.-

he has been emo-ing.

mao did not give me a anniversary surprise!! HMPH!

2008-11-29T01:07:00.004+08:00

i wish for all these work to be gone gone gone and gone but it just seems to pile up and the only way i know how to handle stress is by spending but the after effect of elation for owning something new is just so freaking temporary and next comes the guilt of overspending that adds on to the stress.

you know what im saying?

I HATE SCM!!!!!

all will be memories soon. im not kidding but no one believes me.

2008-11-27T12:33:00.009+08:00

woke up pretty late for school soo..... decided not to attend.

now im stucked with SCM assignement, 2 wdd practicals, 2 doa practicals and 2 night class assignments, stupid human comm project. HAIS. i dun think i have time for anyth else. -.-

originally planned to shop on tues during the 4 hrs break with sarah but gotta rush for our scm. wanted to go with mao today instead but i STILL gotta rush for scm. -.-

oh my holy maomao. after these will be common tests and my night class exams. ALELUIAH. 5 MODULES TO STUDY FOR!!

***

guess what? ytd was at fishermen hideout supposedly to work on scm but fell asleep instead. mao promised to help me pack my laptop while i was preparing.

GUESS WAT I SAW WHEN I OPENED MY LAPPIE TODAY???

-.-

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anw, some random updates so that my pics will not go to waste. =x

kbox at clementi on last thurs! went there when we were supposed to be working on our WISP presentation! muahahahaa!

pardon our goofy faces ok. we were all too high. anw, went with sarah sharon and erica, my regular clique in sch.

ms sarah liu and i

sharon the toot and i. we were shitting.

erica and i. she is actually quite pretty and im actually quite cute but dunno why we look so retarded. hahah.

her in my spidey hoodie! she is the lao ge expert.

sharon and i singing our couple duet. LOLx.

this is THEIR drink. free flow of sprite.

this is MINE. =x

the food which took practically forever to come. -.-

sarah and her beautiful butt.

sharon caught me eating more than singing. =x

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worked at vivo tangs on last sat! the place is freaking COLD! almost froze. it was raining and there werent much ppl as well so sales was extremely bad. but WHATEVER la. i stood 8 hrs for nobody leh! very good le lor. LOLx.

above it the chio chio fitting room. omgawd! 3 small tiny rooms that way way chio-er then my pathetic room!

its been VERY VERY LONG since ive stood for such long hours! eeew! was very very tired towards the end of my shift and thus went to candy empire after work to cheer myself up. =]

creamy waffle. not very nice. =[

mao mao came to pick me up at JE to pass me my pinky stripe bag which he was too embarrased to carry and put it in a plastic bag. LOLx. but the stripes got purple also nia!

ok, back to scm. -.-

ps: lao mao bought for me the skyblue bag i wanted! YEAHH!!

soo soooooo chio right? omg! will be arriving around xmas. cant wait. weee!!

up next: jelly sandals and kimono dress. =x

2008-11-22T22:26:00.001+08:00

WALAN EH I AM BORED STIFFED LIKE FUCK MAN.

dun like people who cant keep their promise. even more dun like ppl who dun bother to tell you they cannot keep their promise.

I WANNA BE OUTTA HERE! BUT WTF CAN I GO?????

2008-11-19T01:05:00.004+08:00

oh my holy mama!

found out that britney spears's new album tracks have leaked to the net! listened to some during my break and they are so freaking nice lor! its out on 2nd dec and im sooooo gonna get it!

put circus up on my bloggie! my fave amongst the few that ive listened to.

***

the 2 maos have seen 2 goodie movies lately!

i like to move it move it! wakkaakakaa! mao & i have been addicted to the theme song ever since the TV premier of M1 came out! was initially abit skeptical about this la, cos M1 was quite shit in my humble opinion. but M2 proved me wrong!

the 4 cute pilot penguins are enough of a factor to go watch alr. LOL! watch it if you have not!

HSM 3! wooots! this really has the high school musical feel to it! hahaha. the songs and chereography are great! super lovelove the ending. im a chick flick addict.

mao shud also be in the cast because he is a wild cat. =x

made me wanna graduate from NP & MDIS also leh! hahahaaa! but still got 3 more months. :(

speaking of school, i got another mountain of work to be completed. HAISSSSSSSS~

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another hap-pey tingy!

i asked mummy to help me see if my broken bling shades can be fixed at one of the optician shops at central (ok la, not technically broken but the screws came loose and i cant possibly perch just de frame on my nose right?). and yeah, it can be fixed! now its super stiff and difficult to "unhinge". LOLx.

my sheer romance bling shades & dior inspired brown shades! i urber love shades cos my eyes is already so small and yet still have to squint until my eyes shut in hot sorching sun, and it also obscure abit of my fat fat cheeks. :)

***

anyone tried google chrome? its a browser, sth like firefox but chio-er and alot faster! weeee! go d/l and try. its still in beta phrase thou, so dun expect too much.

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i wonder how mao managed to stand me. i wonder why i cant restrain myself from argueing with him. =x but whatever agruments we have whatever negativity i said is mostly outta spit. =D

2008-11-17T23:59:00.001+08:00

yooohooo!!

guess what??!! today is mao's day and our 1 year anniversary! i simply cant believe we had fought so long!

a bit lazy to update. muahahahhahaaa! so just some pix to mark this occasion on my bloggie!

together we grew fatter and with you my face is oil-er. -.-

our pet turtle alas his birthday present! say HI to greenie!

i got 2 more suprises for mao but time forbids. wait wait ok?

they say a picture speaks a 1000 words. so i got 3 pictures and thus i got more then 3000 words! slowly read ok? =X

nights all!

2008-11-12T00:43:00.007+08:00

episodes of xb the dumb dumb #15:

mao: im still very ANGRY! how are you going to coax me?

me (in crayon shinchan imitation): da xiang, DA XIANG~

mao: muahahhaa!!! -.-

he is such an easy target. =X

#16:

me: got see carefully the photo of us in tajimaya?

mao: why?

me: i photoshop-ed my pimples away!

mao: ya hor! why never photoshop my face for me?? -.-

=xXx

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i am PILED with school work!! no work = more homework. -.- my only solace is the night phone calls with mao where i can happily screech "SHU SHU!" in his ear and all my stress will be gone!

i started going to school again and i realised my attendance sheets have many crosses. x.x

my hand is super itchy and i super want this:

black top hat! any kind souls?

ps: can i have a pet?

2008-11-09T19:59:00.006+08:00

i am sad when mao is not there for me to play with. :( MAO MAO!!

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anw, mao & i had a yummy yum dinner at vivo on fri!

anw, mao decided to bring me out to celebrate as its IS e-learning week and night class was brought forward a day. WEEE!!

ok la, thats not the main reason. think we so rich meh??

the interior is VERY small. gotta make reservations if you wan good seats. if not you will end up like us, have to share this super big dining table with tiny humans. the big table look like we are having a meeting instead of dinner right?

you can choose shabusha or whatever, a soup course or our tajimaya tingy, a bbq course.

its yummylicious! the stuffs to be bbq-ed, the beef meat, swordfish and this ba gua-like tingy, are all very very well marinated! reminds me of the yummy meal i had in taiwan in our hotel restaurant, althou their service is shit. oh yeah, their services are very good! and the girls there are VERY chio. i told mao mao i wanna join the crew but he doubts i can make it. -.-

they had this worm-like appetizer, i like! mao thinks im weird agn. -.-

oh yeah! they had garlic rice, i like! althou i have no ideal how to eat with chopsticks. -.-

after the meal we went to walk around to digest. the set for 2 may not seem alot, but its reali damn filling!

the xmas tree is up at the balcony! bling bling, i like!

went to daiso to get some aroma oil for our respective rooms and left.

***

sat was spent sleeping in til late afternoon, and to NTUC and back to fishermen's hideout for dinner of curry chix.

mao wants me to say,

thank you.

bye!!

2008-11-09T00:27:00.004+08:00

i think i am too selfish for my own good. i expect too much and return too little. like, my good friend is always there for me yet i can make her feel ignored. perhaps i cant give ppl the kinda love they deserve. i only know how to put myself first, im not capable of the kinda selfless love that you can. i only know how to have fun, ignore ppl's feeling and lashed at them when my fun is taken away. i take things for granted, i dun make ppl feel appreciated for the things that they have done.

someone told me, wo bu ru di yu sui ru di yo. maybe you should for once put yourself first instead of always me, and think for yourself instead. because i know for sure i am not capable of unconditional love, i cannot foresee myself thinking for anyone first rather den myself. i know this is my weakness and sth that i dunno how to change. so maybe its time to be selfish and see me for who i am and for yourself am i the kind of person that deserves what you have done.

good night.

2008-11-06T22:05:00.000+08:00

my kitty has lost his identity... :(

SQUEAKS your lethal antidote says:
kitty!
lao mao - FINALLY! MotoGP SINGAPORE in 2011!! says:
oof
* SQUEAKS your lethal antidote says:
wrong pet!
lao mao - FINALLY! MotoGP SINGAPORE in 2011!! says:
bb
* SQUEAKS your lethal antidote says:
say meow
lao mao - FINALLY! MotoGP SINGAPORE in 2011!! says:
oof
* SQUEAKS your lethal antidote says:
MEOW!
lao mao - FINALLY! MotoGP SINGAPORE in 2011!! says:
OOF

***

oh mao mama its not my fault!!

2008-11-05T22:20:00.006+08:00

hello everyone!

today was another stay-at-home day as usual. am hap-pey! actually i managed to wake up when my alram rang but decided to go back to sleep after eating some cookies. =X

fri is e-learning week for IS i think. and i had to go back to sch tmr because my nice old lecturer CALLED and kindly reminded me to go, and being the goody-2-shoes i am, i shall. -.-

kuku nie came over to pass me my spidey hoodie! weeee!! and also my freaking belated bday presents from the clique! LOL.

a photo album and a tiny diary. the wordings on the diary reads "sweet and innocent". AWW~ i dunno tts my impression in all of your eyes! =X

a picture taken at random...

anyone rmb this "bu dao wong" thingy? LOLx. very cute right? i like the old man on the right especially. my bro used to love them but now they are all discarded on my living room shelf. -.-

and my find of the day!

this cardigan which i wanted but was OOS at the spree site. AWWW:( i found an instock in black, which mao promised to get for me! WEEEE~

and lastly, thanks to SS (System security, a freaking boring module) lessons i managed to ripped the song i had been looking for off youtube! gonna put it up on my blog when.... im not lazy. =DDD

speaking of sch, i am soo sooooo sooooooo far behind now. :(

2008-11-05T00:39:00.004+08:00

hello everyone! today im in a very good mood because i didnt go to school agn, so i shall pen sth down to entertain you guys!

early morning was spent reading harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban, or rather reread. whatever the spelling.

after that went down to boonlay mrt because FOR ONCE my dearest mao is fetching me to fisherman's hideout. by TRAIN somemore. wakakakaka!!!

anw we went over to wlds civic center to get my soya milk from jollybean which is a lousy substitue for my heavenly mr bean soya milk. hais~ and koko krunch for me to munch and cheesy hotdog for him to chew.

went to the lib while mao went ahead to home to prepare the green bean soup, which is the main purpose i bothered to tear my eyes off my harry potter.

lounge on the bed with my book and koko krunch while mao sweat it out in the kitchen. like i said before, pls knock yourself on the head if you think im gonna help out with dosmetic chores.

had 2 bowls in between scratching mao's tummy for his effort. =X

anw, wonder why i kept refering to mao's basket as the fishermen's hideout? because there IS a fisherman!

=X

***

let me share with you that u can laugh at me about:

was feeling nauseous thanks to the bus driver just now and alighted at central instead of my bus stop. was walking on the pathway when i saw a bike entering.

i siam-ed aside but the bike came directly towards me! it stopped JUST in front of me and SCARED the night-light outta me!

after i got over my shock i realised its zul, my ex pm manager! LOL! being the toot i am, i kept forgetting he lives near me.

but he isnt any better lor. last fri he didnt even noticed that he rode past me until his friend riding shotgun told him, "eh got pretty girl" and wolf-whistled at me den he realised its me.

-.-

btw he braked after tt and keep honking at me but being the toot i am, i completely didnt recognise him because he wore his helmet and kept walking on. den after a moment when he's outta sight den i realised its him.

-.-

***

had an interview in eme's company last thurs! should be working next week i guess. HAIS. its nice to see my bank acc growing but the process is super zZzzzzz~ pretty much like sch.

the ppl there are really nice! i guess eme enjoyed being a "da jie da" there, she even thought of weilding her power to force her colleagues to buy the time card she helped to collect. LOL. =X

after that was dinner with mao, who was too shy to admit he missed me and wanted to see my furry face.

actually he's too cunning to mentioned that he badly wanted to fight with me. here's proof:

itching to bite my nose. -.-

i lead a very sadded life. :(

2008-11-03T15:25:00.005+08:00

YOO!!

let me share with you guys sth exciting! oh well, at least to me. =X

BoA's debut single in the U.S.!!

i have been waitingggggg for this for econs ok! and finally its out!

Eat You Up. Directed by Cha Eun Taek

as you can see from the name, its directed by a korean somebody. freaking cool right?! althou i wished BoA would release something more powerful given a vocal, by i think the video makes up for everyth! =DDDDD

anw, that is only version A. below is version B, by an american director.

Directed by Diane Martel.

this is CRAP!!! why would they wanna get this american trash is waaaaay beyond me!

anw, they decided to use clips from version A for her promo stuffs. thank god!

dun make any snide or rude comments hor, if not i will eat you up.

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remember this Japanese girl band called Speed? mauhahahaa! they are back after a hiatus of nearly a decade!

Ashita no Sora (Sky of Tomorrow). enjoy!

in case you forgotten who they are, let this refresh your memory!

White Love

LOL! i still remember someone played this during my "separating" party in P4 lor! wakakakaka!!

***

wondering why am i here updating in the early afternoon? simple, i didnt go to sch! wakakakaaa!!

my hp is now not active but i bet later mao will sms me that he is working hard while i am sleeping hard. -.-

2008-10-28T23:30:00.005+08:00

let lao niang tell you a story.

today i forgotten to bring my ez-link card out, so had to fork out coins to pay for my return trip from school. and you know what? it amount up to my lunch money!

for those who dunno, our concession adds up to nearly 100$ per month. cost more than my textbook you know! its like before we go to school we already have to squeeze our wallet until even ants cant crawl in.

which led me to thinking, WHY must poly students pay adult fares? are majority of us not of the same age as JC students, who pay only half of what we fork out for concession? are we not students who has not much additional income as JC students? DO WE NOT HAVE EYES AND NOSE AND 4 LIMBS LIKE JC STUDENTS?

is it because our laptops are heavier than JC textbooks so must pay more for the petrol fee? or because we used government funds to subsidise our course of studies thus PAP got lesser majong moolah? or we use out parents' cpf so they got lesser to invest on other stuffs? IS IT, MR PM LEE?

soooo, if you think its VERY unfair to us poly students, please sign this petition!

www.petitiononline.com/polybus/petition.html

go go go! spread this alright people?

***

today i walkkkkk like machiam marathon!

firstly, daddy alight me before upp bukit timah exit so tt i can cross the bridge over to school, cos he have to rush off to work. and the distance over to the bridge was freaking far! i sweated like a pig!

and den my kind hearted soul convinced me to go to mechanical engineering block to collect mao's cd. and the place is practically VERITCAL! OH MY SHEN. im very gald that im in IT.

didnt go to jog today, cos blood sugar was surprisingly low when i woke up. BU SHI WOR LAZY!

i miss my mao! i wish he is here to meow.

i realised my blog is picture-less for a very nong time! so tadah!

good night all!

2008-10-23T22:38:00.005+08:00

i feeel so tired today suddenly. reached home around 4 and slept all the way til 9 and im still freaking lethargic.

anw released early and went to jp to get some stuffs. got a pair or earring cos my mickey spoiled ages ago. and red & gold nail polish! i cannot resist despite making my mao mao zi yan to mao.

oh, and i finally went to deposit moolah into my saving acc, so that it now has a 3 figure digit inside. LOL. wanted to top up another blue note into my ocbc orange-y card but realised i 4got to bring the PIN slip out to change de PIN. so, i got another 50$ to spend! =D

***

"so you wanna take for me or not?"

i dun think anyone would be willing do you a favour if its not being asked nicely.

i never said im NOT gonna take it. i just feel its freaking irritating to be asked in a rude manner.

2008-10-21T23:31:00.003+08:00

meow!

am now begining to appreciate a carefree school life! after school, there's no night class and no work! went home to an empty house everyday and sing loudly like a toad! just kidding!

went to jog today with the help of my slimming gel. HAO PAINFUL! the price of being fat:(

i hope pay is coming in! =DD

i miss my mao! but he saw shu shu and ran off. :(

***

was out with this bean on sat! dont i look like a satay? -.-

acc her to get rid of her 19 years old black hair.

after that head over to wisma & far east. amazingly we only spent on food. LOL.

and to fisherman's hideout after that to find kitty to play with.

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arghhh! tmr's first lesson is with my neh neh SS lecturer who is strict on punctuality. zZzzz~

oh! i forgot to mention that ytD when i went to the toilet at level 6 of my blk, the toilet sensor did not sense me! i jump abit but the lights are still off! neh neh, am i too short? after that sarah acc me to the toilet (she is shorter den i am hor) and the lights came on!

-.-

2008-10-21T00:51:00.003+08:00

today is the 1st day of school for me, while its already the 2nd week for others! HOHOHO, so exciting right?

the lecturers we got are all naggy & strict! oh my holy mama! is my class too gone case and now they are trying to push us on our VERY VERY last hurdle? some followed the 15 min late tingy rule! IM DOOMED LA!

anw i did sth stupid today. LOL. i asked sarah what modules we are having at that time when our lecturer asked us to download sth from mel. wakakakaaa~

went home instead of meowing with mao, to test his willpower in the rat-chasing department. someone offered him shu shu & he ran off. HAIS.

LOL. actually i had a terrible tummy ache. :(

slept and woke up for my jog. first in 376198271 months! HOHOHO!

i realised if you got sun burnt and you go for jogging, your skin peel faster! now my arm is full of sweat bubbles and dried skin. -.-

kitty is advertising for a new kitty on his blog. should i get a basket with lock? dun worry, i will put out a small tiny bowl and pour MIC milk for you once a day.

2008-10-19T22:54:00.002+08:00

mao is love because he pats me to sleep at 3+ am in the morning and plays with me, althou a bit reluctantly. meow~ =]

2008-10-16T21:13:00.002+08:00

Simple Plan
Save You

Take a breath
I pull myself together
Just another step till I reach the door
You'll never know the way it tears me up inside to see you
I wish that I could tell you something
To take it all away

Sometimes I wish I could save you
And there're so many things that I want you to know
I won't give up till it's over
If it takes you forever I want you to know

When I hear your voice
Its drowning in a whisper
It's Just skins and bones
There's nothing left to take
No matter what I do I can't make you feel better
If only I could find the answer
To help me understand

Sometimes I wish I could save you
And there're so many things that I want you to know
I wont give up till it's over
If it takes you forever I want you to know

That if you fall, stumble down
I'll pick you up of the ground
If you lose faith in you
I'll give you checkup on through
Tell me you won't give up cause I'll be waiting if you fall
Oh you know I'll be there for you

(Ahahaha)
If only I could find the answer
To take it all away

Sometimes i wish i could save you
And there're so many things that I want you to know
I wont give up till it's over
If it takes you forever I want you to know
(Oooh)
I wish I could save you
I want you to know
(Ohohh)
I wish I could save you (ohh)

***

am now in love with this song! especially the beginning piano accompany. weeee!

didnt do much today and slept practically the whole day away while mao is hard at work and squeezing with the lil people on the train. i hope no one on the train was hungry for a hotdog.

yep, am still NOT attending sch. HAHA.

weeee!! mr hohoho & ms easter tay told me they like my pressies for them! muahahaaa!! ah fai still tell me im totful to put 3 tissues to clean up after eating the 3 tiny packets of tibits. LOLx.

am itching and aching a lil now. :(

still had a mountain of clothes to iron for sch but i dun think i can wear them due to my sun burnt, SO NAIRMIND LOR. =X

anw, check this out! Womanizer by Britney Spears. freaking hot. :)

IM STILL ROASTED LA. MEOW!

2008-10-16T00:49:00.004+08:00

meow!

mao & i are back from our phuket trip! now he's hotdog lim and im roasted!

HAO PAINFUL!!

we took like almost 400 photos! bought a photo album to store them and so if you guys wanna see it call me and say, "hey chio bu i wanna see!". i only respond to praises. =X

just kidding.

am happy because everybody missed me. =X sarah called me to tell me i no need to go to sch anymore. hahahahahaa!!

i got myself a sarong, ed hardy cap & a pair of sandals! hotdog lim said even in thailand i have to get shoes. HOHOHO!!

btw teo lao eng forgot to do what she promised me lor! hahahaa!! LAO KUKU!

please continue to miss me because i will be staying at home to rest my sun burnt. =X

a side note:

anyone can tell what is this? -.-

2008-10-11T12:30:00.001+08:00

FCUK TO ALL FCUKERS .

FCUK FCUK FCUK FCUK FCUK FCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!

i am burning with ANGER.

2008-10-11T02:23:00.004+08:00

muahahaaa! i think i received a joke email from MDIS. its telling the students to dress appropriately. LOL!

quote:

Students must adhere to the institute’s dress code at all times. Do take note that you are NOT ALLOWED :

1) Singlets, spaghetti-strap tops, shorts or tank tops
2) Revealing attire, off-shoulder or low-cut tops, or tight/tube dresses (tube dresses can be worn with a cardigan)
3) Mini skirts, short dresses (of more than 15 cm above knee)
4) Facial piercings
5) Visible Tattoos (to be covered at all times)
6) Flip flop slippers (unless justified by valid medical reasons)
7) Dyed hair except dark brown and red shades

gosh, a joke right? MDIS leh, got dress code de meh? its a school full of... cute people.

uh nonono, this 7 categories does not fit me in any. maybe shorts, but i normally wear dresses to blend in with my OL classmates. LOLx.

***

ANW, today is DAY ZERO at maybank! weeee~ happy like dunno wat shiteeeeeee.

had a mountain of work to do today because i didnt go for work ytd. zZZzzz~ but whatever lurh!

bought swiss roll for my colleagues who all wished me good luck for my studies. seee! i got a scholarly intellect look right? thats why they only tot of my studies! HOHOHO~

my lil farewell gifts.

anw, when daddy was sending me to work today, he reminded me to hold mao's paws tight tight and follow him everywhere cos thailand is still pretty unstable. LOL! where's my leash?

***

after work went to the money changer to change for Thai baht. den went over to fishermen hideout, hungry and in bloody pain. for what? to give him de surprise i promised him long ago!

put them all in a plastic bag and placed it outside his door step yet he didnt even notice until i call him and prompt him to peep in the bag. -.-

(in case you are wondering, i called and ask him to look for my yellow slippers at his door front while hiding away at the staircase. seems like all my tricks need to make use of shoes. -.-)

anw went to pasta and got discount as usual from wani this time and she told me not to be shy and tell the cashier we are buddy buddy. LOL. the garlic bread and soup are free of course. and the cashier rmb im bd's sis! LOL! i bet bd has forgotten.

wanted to get a stalk of rose but the store that sells at my workplace is horribly exp. so got him the leftover swiss rolls. ooops. =X dun tell mao ok?

anw after mao peeped inside de bag he knew immediately i was hiding at the staircase. booo. so not fun.

***

boxes to store 2/7 of my cliques belated birthday! only found out the blue one is quite cui upon opening it up, hope the receiver dun xian qi. :( wor bu shi gu yi de la!

***

i have packed for my phuket trip but mao the stinky is having his dizzy spell now! since thats de case pls dream of me flying!

destiny lies in your own hands, dun wait & see how things goes. true, whats yours will be yours ultimately but if you dun make it happen, it may become yours 50 years later. im just saying :)

2008-10-09T21:06:00.003+08:00

i hope my mao has not sneezed out all his fur. i miss you too. if only you are here...... for me to hit. =X

i feel so crummy and didnt go for work today. arghhh. i wan soonie's cheesecake. =X

i received my FP plus visa card. its very cute! has a picture of an orange. beanie oh should go sign up for one. =X

beanie soh! got get me any presents from your trip anot? LOL!

this song is for all my friends, especially my closest ones! by Paris Hilton, a slut i kinda like. LOL!

Paris Hilton - My BFF

All of my life I've been waiting
for someone to trust
someone who cares
someone who known
that would always be there
someone who always would tell me the truth
even when it's the hard thing to do

Someone who always knows what to say
and when they don't they don't go away
someone who always walk by my side through the hard times

Could you be the one I want? (MY BEST FRIEND)
Could you be the one I need? MY BESTFRIEND)
All of my life don't you know I been waiting? (FOR THE BESTFRIEND)
Could you be the one I want? (MY BEST FRIEND)

If I tried couldn't find
anyone like you
anything like you
all the things you do
wonder why it's been so long
waiting for a new friend to come
but they're far between and few

Could you be the one I want? (MY BEST FRIEND)
Could you be the one I need? MY BESTFRIEND)
All of my life don't you know I been waiting? (FOR THE BESTFRIEND)
Could you be the one I want? (MY BEST FRIEND)
MY BESTFRIEND...
MY BESTFRIEND...

Could you be the one I want? (MY BEST FRIEND)
Could you be the one I need? MY BESTFRIEND)
All of my life don't you know I been waiting? (FOR THE BESTFRIEND)
Could you be the one I want? (MY BEST FRIEND)

2008-10-08T23:34:00.002+08:00

RULE #11: "must rem tt i love you even you are sick."

(i received this msg in 10th January 2008. =X)

#12: "i love you so pls keep your evil aura to yourself."

-.- 20th feb 2008. LOLx.

#13: " i will still love you even wadever happen."

slightly more recent. 04 march. HOHO~

#14: "i love my mao although i am dying from work and she sleeping on work"

( i am HARD at work. -.-)

***disclaimer: all grammatical errors and broken sentence structure are all his own. none of it mine.

i know i like to contradict what you say, almost always have nth good to say to you, full of grumbles and complaint and spoilted beyond the frustration point, but i still love you my mao.

2008-10-07T22:36:00.000+08:00

i love my mao even thou he has no more bike. :)

i feel so noble.=X

2008-10-04T01:15:00.010+08:00

weeee! today is a good day because mao let me go shopping! =X

i bought a cute black bra set. weee! and yes in case you are wondering i dragged him into the shop. =X

wanted laksa at taka but the stall is gone! super devastated and bought brownies to console ourselves.

and i wanna tell you guys that i really really really want the grey tee i saw at pull & bear. :(

mao got me a firming mask. ANKUI. -.-

and sarah came down to lavender to pass me my 2 backpacks. happy! freakinggg cute. =DDD

***

today was a little teeny weeny pissed at work, but whatever! im left with 5 days before mao takes on full responsibility of supporting me! YAY!

anyway, there's a lot of good stuffs around my work place and lunch is always sth to look forward to. ^^

#1: addicted to this! warm mr bean's soya milk with pearl. daily dose is required to kick start my after lunch sleepy hours.

#2: tarts! no words to describe, so i shall not.

#3: muffins! once i bought a whole box for mao to lick them but we quarrelled & i went home and ate the whole box myself to calm myself down.

#4: chocholates! sweet escapes from boring insurance ~~shits~~ sheets. i put up the purple m&m's so that mao will be appeased by my choice of fave food. ^^

and more than often colleagues buy us all little snacks, things for hari raya, their holiday, b

there's still some more but i ate them before i tot of taking pic of them. =X

no worries, mao & i had been swimming these 2 weeks, and the fats are still there. =D

***

shopping trip with beanies + kuku nie! (i think its 2 weeks ago. =X) too bad kuku han wasnt there, if not we could have taken up one whole of the mrt seats. LOL.

(no pic of kuku nie cos she left us early for her banana polo tee.)

i 4got to bring my bling shades to complete my tourist look. LOL.

met beanie oh & kuku nie at bl station & of course i was late.

this is the urber cute mp3 kukus got for lao eng. i know i promised my huge number of blog readers of about 6 the pic of it and so, tadah!

went to wisma and while waiting for eme the princess to arrive yet again, the other 2 quickly pointed their fingers at me for their spendings. -.-

why do this fate always befall upon me?

(because they need a fairy godmama, who unfortunately is not able to get them their princes thus provides retail therapy as compensation.)

amitabah.

i got my white shorts like finally. and a grey spag top which i think i will need to shed 5kg off to squeeze in. -.-

went to douby ghaut because the nearest town outlet the mr bean has (& that we knew of) is there. -.-

settled down to gobble up while kuku nie hurried left for work and forgotten that her stuffs are with ME and poor me had to carry them on my tiny shoulders all around town. (ok la, i carried for a while and eme offered to carry hers & mine for me. =D even my friends spoiled me.)

after we digested, we wanted to go to the toilet which was at the other side of douby xchange, and so we have to walked tru the shops there right?

and since we have to walk tru of course we will look around right?

and tadah, i got my 3rd pair of grey skinny. =X

and after tt we walked towards cineleisure cos i wanna look at a particular tee i wanna get. but i didnt! because its rather exp. and also because there's no white for it, if not......

on the way there, we well, passed by john little and saw the freaking huge 20% off sign.

and eh well, we got some very very cute bra sets. =X

after that eme decided that her cute tiny shoes is gonna cost her to lose at least one toe and i offered to trade with her my shoe to walk to far east to shop for a new one. =X

while she was trying on her shoe at the shop and i saw a pair of heels that made my heart skipped a beat. actually a lot of beat.

but thank god i was lazy to try and managed to talk myself into believing that the heels are too high (but seriously, no heels is too high for any pair of pretty shoe), because i saw my crochet tunic which i have been searching for since eve ate the sinful apple.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! no words can describe my joy thus i shall not.

anw we left after that. (mao must be thinking, finally. -.-)

took bus to bukit panjang because we are lazy to walk to the mrt station. they went to eat their dinner while i continue my journey to fishermen's hideout.

mao was, well shocked to see my shopping bag. (actually, its an understatement.)

was freaking happy anw so i ignored and excitedly showed him the cute cute bra set i got. MUAHAHAA. take out from the plastic bag and show hor, not model. -.-

in case you wanna know, one has a super cute bra strap and another one is a diff design in green. hais, i am in love.

i tot of getting another gladiators, but i know what mao's reaction will be like. so, its better not to let a kitty evolve into a tiger. =X

nights all!

2008-09-27T00:52:00.002+08:00

oh my holy mama. today i made a freaking big blunder and i feel that im utterly a fcuk up. am i that lousy? im that kinda ppl who cannot stand ppl who do not do their part when working cos im not getting extra pay for doing other's shit, but i cant seem to do anyth right. :(

and today i learnt the phrase "slow but steady" the freaking hard way.

***
anw i lost the chance to work for the F1 event! even thou i most prolly had to soak the heat but its SG's first F1 race in 30 years! feel so wasted. even if i cant see a tiny flash of the race im contended with handsome foreign ang mohs. =D

***
mao the stinky is sleeping.

i wanna watch mama mia!

2008-09-25T22:28:00.003+08:00

oh my holy mama. i seriously think i am not cut out for an office job. i think i gave ppl more trouble then giving them a helping hand.

or perhaps im too much of a slacker to actually work. everyday after lunch time, without fail i will take my power nap. or take out my hp and msg others to entertain myself instead of checking my work thoroughly.

ARGHH. i wanna be someone who is diligent and conscientious about her work. even if i do not care abouth those ladder-climbing-tingy, at least i should make sure my part of work is satisfactory. but i cant seem to achieve that. im just counting down to my dismissal time at work. even my in-charge told me not to come when i am not "feeling well".

i am demoralised. :(

***

anw, my fella temp colleagues upgraded my memory status. they claimed im suffering from SSTM. super short term memory. why? because... i forgot why.

***

i didnt go for the graduation photo taking tingy. feel tt its quite wasted, but then my cliques didnt go either. neo prints next time ok?

***

was blog-hopping using my hp ytd and guess wat? my dear SHARON THE TOOT wrote a whole lot of bad stuffs abt me in her blog. LOL.

i emailed the person for the jap language class tingy alr! i told him we went on a holiday now den come back and see the email, so can make exception anot. LOL.

oh yeah, another one, my beanie soh! i dun hold a high salaried office job! beanie oh is richer den me can!

i am just very spendthrift. =X

***

still have some photos and stuffs to update about, but eh, kinda lazy yeah. =X

tot of springing a surprise for lao mao but eh, gotten pretty hungry when its knock off time and thus i went home to have my dinner instead. =X

episode of xb the dumb dumb: (soooo long since i have written this, he has too many for me to remember)

#14:

mao: you know wats the name of the restaurant beside Manhattan fish market?

me: fishermen hideout?

mao: ya!

(brain turned a bit)

mao: -.-

tadah!

2008-09-20T02:58:00.003+08:00

YO!!

i am happy because beanie oh found the skyblue spree for me! baggie, here i come!

am excited even though i havent order yet. HOHO!

anw, today im gonna show u guys my time tables! yes its out! actually, after all the boring shites at work, im pretty much looking forward to school! office jobs are soooo not my thing.

this is my NP time table. holy cow! got 3 hours of break on monday & 4 on tues! fcukanathan. but heng heng the lessons after the breaks are all lectures.... which means i can skip la.

anw, sharon the toot & i are seperated! hopefully she will sign up for the jap language module with me, sth we both agreed upon in YEAR 1. woman! stopping spending all yr spare time with yr dar dar la!

my LAST 2 modules for my night class. YIPIEE! but its on wed & fri. neh neh, there goes my friday night.

just thinking of leaving MDIS makes me happy, even thou the sem has not started. HAHA.

oh, and ive decided 80% on what i wanna do upon graduation! like finally!

1st: get a job la. given NSmen pathetic salary, i think i will starved after 1 week when my mao's pay is released if i were to depend on him.

actually i wanna be a bartender & pick up some drink mixing skills. shhh, secret aspiration hor. think im gonna work like half a year den go back to sch for my degree.

2nd: my degree! been considering on bachelor of science (hons) international tourism & hosp mgmt in MDIS. its a program affliated with university of sunderland. dunno how good the cert is but at least there's hands-on & its cheap. 20plus k, have to give up my car lor. :(

now... what to do with my IT dip cert? throw aside?

meow off.

2008-09-17T21:49:00.004+08:00

this kuku is sad because she is urber broke and cant afford tibits during work today. WAAEEE~

i practically STARVED today. now i realised poverty is soo not fun.

was late for the 2nd time this week! dun even have the time to put on my greenie mascara! no choice but to wear my geeky green specs to work as well. everyone got a shock. -.-

i am not hopeless! i can be early! when daddy sends me to work.

monday 17o9o8:

was freaking early and my in charge got a shock. HAHA.

after work met up with my mao mao and head to IMM for some food shopping.

mao is addicted to roti bun. its not my fault!

after tt went over to kuku eng's place and got my papillion dress! weeee~ im in love again.

fixed the mickey mp3 for her with just a CLICK of my mickey mouse. dunno wat is she doing man. LOLx.

its full moon and mao is evolving into xb again. notice he's getting crazier? yes, he did he did!

was online-hopping with beans and i got this. -.- its her fault!

and i super super want this bag. any kind souls out there? i accept posb & uob bank transfer. =X

time to sleep! yes it is it is! -.-

2008-09-16T23:22:00.007+08:00

argh!! angry already. my car & sup card hopes are crushed. every time say say onli.

wait until i take 50$ everyday from you guys. MUAHAHHAAA!!

like tt about 1.5k a month. weee! i am appeased now.

its a joke.

but i want my sup card la! somemore limit is like 300 to 500 only? so little pls, 2 weeks all gone already!

ankui.

ok la. the reason daddy said no is because he said i spent too much (and SURELY will ka-ching over the limit) and i SURELY cannot pay the instalments of the car.

-.- (still ankui)

***

am currently in love with this song! i used to love this group cos i tot they were a pair of lesbian, but turns out they are straight. btw one of their hit song (all about us) is written by my fave duo The Veronicas! weeee!!

t.a.t.u
Friend or foe

Is it too late?
Nothing to salvage
You look away
Clear of the damage
The meaning to
Our words of love
Has disappeared

We used to love
one another, Give
to each other, Lie
undercover, So
are you friend or foe?

Love one another, Live
for each other, So
are you friend or foe?
'Cause I used to know

The promises
Hollow concessions
An innocent
Show of affection
I touch your hand
A hologram
Are you still there?

We used to love
one another, Give
to each other, Lie
undercover, So
are you friend or foe?

Love one another, Live
for each other, So
are you friend or foe?
'Cause I used to know

We used to
We used to
We used to
We used to, used to

Is it too late?
Nothing to salvage
You look away
Clear of the damage
The meaning to
Our words of love
Has disappeared

We used to love
one another, Give
to each other, Lie
undercover, So
are you friend or foe?

Love one another, Live
for each other, So
are you friend or foe?
'Cause I used to know

***

will continue my over due posting marathon when my diligent bones revive. =X

i am a lil happy because just now i got my green fasio mascara to add to my algae look. weeee! freaking chio. feel like getting the purple one. =X

2008-09-15T01:13:00.003+08:00

today i felt better and went to fishermen's hideout to play scissor paper stone with lao mao! wanted to bring my xb II along but he is no longer jumping as much.

mao bought this for me when we went to chinese garden for the mooncake festival tingy. saw lotsa lil kids carrying it and walking around & i cant resist. =X

im your lil princess... BOW TO ME!

anw, was on the bus home and suddenly i felt my reproduction going into high mode. scared the fcuk out of me. dun dare to sit nor move in. LOLx. was afriad to see a tinklet of dark red sticky liquid rolling down my legs. went home and it got even worse but heng heng in my basket already. =X

tried to explain to mao what happened but he dun understand. oh wells. =X

there's work tmr and the world again resounded with a huge zZzz~

meow off.

2008-09-14T05:26:00.001+08:00

because i love you,

thats why i took the time to update all these to entertain u.

i feel tired but am too crummy and un-comfy to sleep. its a horrigible feeling.

2008-09-14T01:39:00.010+08:00

destination: vivocity!

beware! chessboard cat on the loose! try stepping on his tail, and you shall be smashed with chess pieces.

mao bought me this. -.- smells nice, but not really effective. not recommended for cats.

vivo again on a different day.

at douby ghaut MRT, pops up one of my favourtie thing in the world. next to cat meat of course.

superdog-ed. this time the taste is sooooo not freaking there. the other times with laopo was better. probably because its closing time i guess. during my closing at PM i dun bother that much as well. =X what goes around comes around. HOHO.

is this edible?

nope, but THIS is. =X

what i bought that day. bling bling shades from sheer romance.

as usual on both days, we went up to our spot, the balcony! the place where all the fightings officially started. -.-

next: bugis!

fisherio-ed. the taste is not that bad, but not that great either.

2 kitties waiting for and eating their fish. =X

after that went to walk around and bought my coffee brown heels! LALALA~

think i bought 2 tops over at fox as well. cos SALES ma. muahahahaaa!!

(still bleeding very badly. :[ )

another day at bugis... :]

ok, before that went to raffles city to hunt for mooncakes but turned up an unfruitful trip. rested at gelare city link and i tell you, it seriously SUCKED. hands down, no question. got the urge to log on to the company's website and complained the fcuk out. as you can see later that we are not wearing like some high class ass nor carrying designer shops bags but THAT DOES NOT FCUKING MEAN WE ARE NOT ABLE TO PAY FOR 2 FUCKING DRINK.

whats more the fucking staff got me the fcuking wrong drink. DONT KNOW HOW TO READ ENGLISH EH? CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE B/W MANGO AND PEACH? but luckily the staff who brought the drink over was rather nice, if not i would have thrown the drink back to the face.

anw, left the place and head over to bugis. got a gold cushion kitty wallet and black string-y sandals. =X was hungry after that and snacked at delifrance.

LOVE THE LASAGNE! yummy yummy yummy! (PS, that doesnt make me GARFIELD hor.)

cam-whoring while waiting for food. teehehehheee .

after that went back to my place but was raining thus alighted at lakeside and cabbed back. bought carbs at my mum's work place and head over to fishermen's hideout! its was his sis bday and had steamboat (again)! had fun watching lao mao got suan-ed by his 2 sis. LOL.

realised we had pretty good food for the whole day. wakakakaa~ if u see me with apple cheeks pls point your tiny fingers at lao mao.

2008-09-14T01:00:00.011+08:00

lao niang is in deep bloody pain!

but i will still blog so that my blog will not be so bloody boring when im bored and nothing to read. yes sometimes i do read my own blog to laugh at the stupid things i do.

warning! nong nong entry with lotsa pictures.

first up! shoes that i've bought within the 2 months.

=X

next: Pepper Lunch at IMM!

ok, actually before that we went to queensway so that mao can get his smart work shoes (which turned out not to be needed), and i saw a purple barney shoe and cant resist. =X

left one shows us on de bus. fighting all the way of course. mao was hungry later thus no energy left to fight.

cant wait to eat!

mao is reserved. display no 61.

mao's 4got-what.

my another-4got-what.

wow he knows how to use a chopstick!

****

next: torture over at Plaza Sing Mac. -.-

this reminds me of days back in PM where upon learning that my msn add is little.prawn, mao started acting blind. -.-

serious in mission torture. WAAEEE~

mao: eat it, its nice.
me: dun want, FAT.

mao: EAT IT!!

hais~~

anw, when to daiso after that and got a lappie bag and charcoal mask! weee weeee! the mask is pretty effective, considering its only $2. but you have to get the cleanser as well cos it works only when you cleanse your face with it first and apply the mask after that. oh wells~

got 2 tees from outfitters as well. ooops. =X

mao is spoiling me. next time if i expect u to serve me tea pls go point yr tiny fingers at him.

2008-09-13T21:18:00.010+08:00

eme's 20th!

we celebrated it for her one week late, and i uploaded the pictures even later. =X but we still love you!

beanie oh is very sad cos we mistakenly thought it was mango with logan cake but turns out it peach. LOLx. next year buy for u la!

oh, and got her a cute cute grey tunic dress which she likes it! i got taste one ok, mai siao siao.

she got us each a earring! mine is a piggy. cute!

celebrated it at JP anderson. LOLx. cos beanie oh lazy to travel. HAHAHA.

as usual, many mindless laughter and craps took place.

the birthday girl!

happy 20th! (heng only need to light 2 candles, LOL)

*****

outing!

weeee! went down to Marina sq! intially wanted to get some retail therapy but our princess was late and we were hungryyyyyy and thus settled for dinner first and by the time we're done the shops closed. nvm next week! my pay will be in! MUAHAHAAA!!!

juzi my pregnant bean. dunno how she walked until she knocked off a display outside a shop. MUAHAHHAAA!! she wanna pose beside the skinny chio model for motivation.

beanie oh's mooncake to us and my coconut tart for them!

beanie is making a BIG decision... what to eat?

the chairs damn cute hor? got hole at the back for u to fart fart. :)

lychee smoothie.

eme's tomyam sth. LOLx.

beanie's tomyam another thing.

my stewed beef. ;)

pandan leaf chicken.

the desert. freeeeeaking sweet.

abandoned for desert.

beanie & i. we are now OL lor, mai siao siao. althou i go to work to sleep and slack and watch time past.

2008-09-13T02:18:00.009+08:00

ok, this is a super must-blog-about event! its my fat kuku nie's bday celebration specially thought up by kukus united for her! got touched anot? *touch touch kuku*

firstly, we got her 19 donuts. mai siao siao hor, really 19 ok. dragged lao mao to vivo just for them! got touched anot kuku? old man carry for you leh!

the present! a mickey mp3 player which i 4got to take pic of. old liao la, wor bu shi gu yi de la!

the conspirators! MUAHAHHAAA!!

ok, laopo and i met over at mac, then realised i 4got to bring lighter! PS LA OLD LIAO CAN? went to 7-11 and bought one and went up to kuku's lift lobby. faster prepare the donuts and candle. laopo took a shot of me trying to light the stupid candle up while squatting like a duck but heng heng her lappie spoil. MUAHAHAHHAAA.

den i called kuku and told her im near her house and my slippers piaaaak! asked her to kin kin come down with her slipper and tadah! she kuku-ly believed and brought one out. den we faster go hide near the lift and while waiting i suddenly burped and laopo almost LOL-ed. when we heard her elephant footsteps we came out and sang her a bday song! she's so shocked til she threw the slippers now. LOL.

my conspiracy skill and story plotting getting better right? =X

our host preparing milo dino for us!

weeeee~

laopo trying the role of house bunny.

anw, i think i finally saw the light of us being named kukus. tts because whenever the 3 of us are tgt, the slightest funny, or even not funny at all, thing can set us laughing like hyenas. like when kuku stood at her door steps wondering out loud what should she do and i suggest to her to open the door and we started just like that. not funny right?

i realised after sooo many visits to her house tt her refrigerator is the same as my living room one! why only now because normally i sit at the sofa waiting for her to serve me. =X

this is the gift that our clique gave her! no idea they are actually so sweet. =X

2008-09-13T02:04:00.003+08:00

hey people! im back to post! like, REALLY post a proper entries. BUT, there's seriously TOOO freaking much photos, so i will do a by-the-people posting.

1st in honour: my very lazy hubby, SENG MEI HUI!

some cui photos of us in PM's HQ:

sorry but there's only 2. cos the rest were taken on the bus by my bie and how can her skill beat a cam-whoring bitch like lao niang?

anw when we entered the lift and a whole brunch of ~~rotten~~ black bananas came out! lol. coincidentally they had a meeting tt day at HQ. lets hope we can have more edible stuffs at wml when we go there for free food next time.

oh btw, we went to return our uniform and now we are no longer banana crews. no more guo min during condiments or doing cashier. now she's teaching little rascals and im typing insurance and sleeping after lunch every day.

a very short one compared to the rest, cos she only bothers to meet me up once. ARE YOU ASHAME OF YOURSELF ANOT?

2008-09-11T01:09:00.003+08:00

weee! today mao called me up numerous time to spot check one me and his last call to me was to get me to find a particular song as well. he told me its by "chanel" and goes like all i really want is you and i totally have no idea. den i heard him mumble mariah carey while he was searching den suddenly bling! my storage brain pull out a a cabinet written Shania Twain inside. HAHHAA.

i am a genius.

had a great day with my beans today and i just wanna tell u guys that my heart is calling out for the green fasio mascara. =X

photos, maybe later. =x

2008-09-09T00:50:00.001+08:00

hey everyone! let me tell you guys a secret.

my ratty lim is very lousy at scissors paper stone. =X

goody nights!

2008-09-03T20:33:00.001+08:00

i love you so.

2008-09-02T21:41:00.003+08:00

what i did for today:

7am: woke up, msg-ed my in charge tt i wouldnt be coming in, call mao up and ate medicine and fell back asleep

9am: woke up, wash up and do my necessary stuffs. ate, online and blah blah

2pm: ate medicine and fell back sleep again

5pm: msg-ed mao that im fainting and fell back asleep again

8pm: woke up by mao's call. got up and jabbed and online and blah

9pm: on the tv and lost interested in it. den daddy asked me to cut an orange for him. my virgin try. i have never cut up an orange before. what a domestic person am i.

& here am i. life of a sick kuku.

2008-09-01T00:15:00.002+08:00

i think i saw a tweety bird!

i am happy because mao is happy when i told him one of my deepest and darkest secret. =X

if ure happy and u know u clap your paws!

bye! there's work tmr and the world resounded with a big huge zzZzzzz ~

2008-08-29T23:43:00.008+08:00

i just wanna say a big big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my dearest gf, my kuku nie, my meshed kan dang, and.... and whatever names kuku & i had cahoot. MUAHAHHAHA!!

sorry that we couldnt make it. but we bought an extra nice present for you! =DDD

***

anw, i caught the flu bug. think my fur caught hold of it in the hosp. MEOW!! i had been lying in my basket for the longest time.

skipped work today. woke up feeling like the shittest, and when i tried eating the pills i threw back into the water. GROSS LA.

i wan a scratch from mao.

***

wed had to go for blood test and i realised i owe the hosp a bomb. should put mao up for performance. :(

after tt went over to his basket. stopped at ntuc and grabbed a box of koko krunch, which is mao's fave frisky and went to the library to borrow books. my favourite authors released new books! so happy! snuggled in mao's basket to read them while waiting for him to be back.

yeah!! evanovich is like my most favourite author! weee~ looking out for the 14th. its out but couldnt find it in the lib. borrowed another book by strohmeyer which is at the paw's of mao.

life is boring. i wanna k, go to IT fair and play latterns! but i cant go out and let my fur touched others', or else mao will .......

he is evil.

2008-08-24T23:59:00.004+08:00

am eating bak gua with bread once again. weeeee!!

i just wanna say, i have many photos and many things to update abt, but im lazy.

i must look at this everyday to give me motivation to work! ^^

I HATE MAKING DECISIONS. HATE HATE HATE.

2008-08-18T15:37:00.005+08:00

some lil bo liao things ^^

the last time, it used to "CLAWS U!P" for us. then it became "PAWS UP!". now.... wings up? LOL.

so lame.

***

SAY OH!

BoA - Girl in the mirror

2008-08-18T03:16:00.006+08:00

heyyyooo!!

today mao and i went out! debating over whether to go to JP or IMM. the latter was chosen after a looong time due to mao's fickle-minded-ness. cats can be annoying in this way. MUAHAHAHHAAA!

the date is 17tho8o8. 9 months of love...... and quarrels. ^^

our act-cute skill is so good, this looks almost surreal. MUAHAHAHA!!!

the purpose of this trip, is actually to buy my roti buns! bought 6 of it. oooops.

a funny lil conversation b/w mao & i:

mao: today my bike is acting weird when i rode on it. (its a rainy today today).

me: i know why! it has feng shi!

mao: -.- |||

muahahahaa!! we reali treated his bike as a "brother".

we played that pepsi cola game. the one using one's thumb to crush another. and i won!! one of the numerous obscene benefits of taking long bus rides.

****

a couple stuffs that im gonna get when pay comes in like 5 days time!

gladiator heels, my old colleague is selling them!
check out chichiloves.bs

from lylaros.lj. crochet tunic, my current new fashion craze. weeee!!

tricycle flock! from the above URL. chio chio chio (to me la)! weeee!! i love dresses.

and checked hoodies! weeee~ may be getting this with lao mao as well for our couple jacket. lately he's in love with checkered. new aspiration: to be a chessboard. -.-

tadah! mao is pondering whether to get a dig cam. get this leh! sony T2, 8.1 megapix. actually the most impt thing is, its GREEN! weeee!!!

il be getting my SE G900 the coming weekend thou, cos my lousy LG is dying out. seriously, LG should stand for Lousy Gibberish.

gotta curb my shopping urges! bring on the garlic. MEOW!

2008-08-13T23:14:00.002+08:00

my mum suddenly became ill and almost fainted today. doc said its because of stress.

maybe i shouldnt have only tot of myself when i wanna do watever i wan with mao. :(

2008-08-12T23:35:00.003+08:00

my mao mao is sick! see! anyhow let ppl touch yr fur and got some germs on it! bad kitty!

everyday after lunch i feel like sleeping! OOOPS. but for moolahs, i will preserve!

i got many pictures, and i know that i said il blog, but eh, im like super lazy? LOL.

anw i changed my blogskin already! to show ppl that my laziness is not a gone case situation. MEOW!

i still got a lot of clothes crumbled and un-ironed. i think a day will come where i have to wear singlets and shorts to work. MUAHAHAAA!! go there and clean toilet.

i miss kukus, beanies and HITTING LAO MAO! most of all, i missssss SHOPPING!

i love this song playing. daydream by anyband. yes, this is what i do after lunch everyday at work. MUAHAHHAHAAA!!

mao is telling everyone i am his tweety bird. :[

2008-08-04T21:34:00.008+08:00

$1k is gone from my bank acc in less than 5 weeks. -.-

WHERE DID IT GO??!!

i still hvnt bought my heels, my block dress, crochet tunic and bra yet. muahahahaaa!!!

i must be nuts.

i shall update, really really soon.

on a totally random note,

When you believe, by SP band and choir. (btw, the soloist is like, screeching my ears off. dunno why they put her there. i think my old choir can sing better.)

those w/o a musical bone in yr body, dun bother listen, you wouldnt appreciate it. this is my favourite song during the time in my sec sch choir! originated by mariah carey and whitney huston for the movie Prince of Egypt.

this is VERY VERY VERY NICE! especially the greek part ( at least, i THINK it is greek). when i was in sec 1, we sang this tgt with the band playing for the VCH concert.

nostalgic. kinda miss the times in sec school, where after lessons we would go to the toilet without fail to splash some water on our hair, or the times where we suddenly become enlightened and studied for a maths CA and discussed the questions in the toilet, the choir camps, partying away in the level 1 staircase to the art room while doing my councilor duty, our graduation night at chevron, SYF 2005, being forced by mr bong our sec 1 PE teacher to play vball during PE, the time where we conspired with the late comers to bluff mr ng the teacher in charge of the late comers that the bus broke down, the funny lessons with papa loh, the time where my classmate stared openly at my chinese teacher's underwear, the time where kuku and laopo and i still wore specs, the literature camp where 3 of my classmate did a damn funny scene on malivio thinking viola is falling for him but viola's uncle and sir andrew were laughing at him behind, the time where my partner in crime and i always eat m&m during classes, the time where we tried to spray water using our bottle at mr chia our cme teacher, mimicking our maths teacher mrs ramesh, gossiping with my friends at the canteen,

AND MANY MANY MORE.

anyway, despite all that, I AM A GOOD STUDENT HOR!

bye!

2008-08-01T00:16:00.003+08:00

mao: there's 3 types of olive oil. 1 is the normal, 2nd is the virgin olive oil, 3rd is the extra virgin olive oil.

me: why use the term "virgin"? is it because the olive never kanna poked?

mao: -.-|||

LOL!

mao mao and i had been meeting almost everyday and fighting alomost everyday as else!

happy! today went to bugis and saw laopo after 37490382798732 years! and bought 2 chio chio tops from fox and a bf shirt. wanted to get a pair of shoe instead but mao say get the shirt cos im scared that the shoe will give me blister. but i shud have gotten the shoe, cos my lousy black work shoe BUANG after we left.. -.-

suay suay suay. must buy another pair agn! and i bought 2 pairs just last week. -.-

i have truckloads of pics to upload man. but im very very very urber lazy.

2008-07-27T18:47:00.003+08:00

short and sweet.

- i am sad. went down to national museum hoping to see the festi studio performance but its for LAST WEEK.
- took many chio chio photos but now irretrievable.
- my viva was fuckery neh neh shite and had to redo my report again. FIAKTUB.
- mao mao deemed me as hopeless and beyond redemption. im a gone case shopaholic.
- met up with beanies but didnt get to eat mango. LOLx.
- started my new job and its good. all i had to do is to type and type and type.
- i got 2 new pimples. WHOSE FAULT IS THIS??
- i brought 2 new pair of shoes and subsequently broke 2 pairs. -.-
- i spent $400 within 2 week. -.-

i know you like waking up next to my mao mao face too:)

2008-07-19T02:37:00.002+08:00

i just felt like blogging because i have nth to do. LOL.

i done up my emailing function for my ihp! feeling a great sense of achievement. weeee!

mao mao brought me to work today and waited a long time to eat with me. why? cos after gettng his pasta he still had to go and get frisky, thus the delay. just kidding.

this is the first time in our long long history he took the bus with me to work. -.-

today POS was down! don chan wanted me to do cashier cos of my numerous POS down experience back in bugis. LOL. i came to wml to escape that.

and when we were leaving the doo couldnt close because of the 2 new air-cons installed at the entrance. which is useless btw, dun even feel a tiny bit cooler.

don chan said he rmb xb when he was attached to the kitchen side a long time ago. and he said xb was shorter that time. MUAHAHHAAA!!!

viva is coming like, SOON. i am so stressed that i cant shit for these few days.

i dug tru' my wardrobe and there's really not much that i can wear for my bank job! if only they allow leggings and tights. MEOW.

WE TALK AND PLAY LOVE~

2008-07-18T00:20:00.003+08:00

Gisele Bundchan is hot!

abit obscene la, but hello, what can we expect from supermodels? conservative long sleeve dress? -.-

she is reali damn wow. i never get tired of looking at her photos.

i sound like a lao peh peh. -.-

***

i got a job already! data entry at may bank, lavender. my mum is happy because now i can sleep and wake up like normal human being alr. -.-

the senior director who briefed me some stuffs regarding the job repeated like twice or thrice to me not to be late. -.- yesterday after my interview, my agent called like 10 mins later, and asked; "so ure working as cashier, food runner & dispatch support at pm?"

the exact terms word by word nia! HR ppl do know each other, be ware of your job performance! and she also point to my demin shorts and tell me no jeans. LOLx. i wore that and my butterfly top and my head band for the signing. kuku applauded me on my kuku-ness upon hearing.

went to see the doc today! the hosp is somewhere in b/w novena and bugis. reached home at 2+ and ate my lunch, and was super bloated and contended, and my bloody agent called and ask me to go down and sign the contract. AT RAFFLES! chao turtle, cannot say earlier is it???? lao niang lives at jurong west, like the last exit of PIE? -.-

wanted to go out after that but kukus, beanies and xb are all too busy for me!! i am so sad, my poor lil innocent children heart is hurt.

went to kuku's house to collect my stuffs! her house is my mail box. =X

went to central cos kuku cant kick her bubble tea addiction. she bought me a cofffee bun! but i still miss my roti buns. ~>.<~ wanted to go home and enjoy my bun and SLEEP, but thanks to my !@#$& sis who brought her &%$#@! friends back to do project, i cant. -.- kept complaining loudly to xb over the phone about it. kuku! we are playing chess.

while digging for my off shoulder tops i uncovered not 1 but 2 black ones i had long forgotten their existence! muahahhaaaa!!

how? may bank has a formal dress code, that means like 3/4 of my wardrobe has no use alr. the worst thing is, no tights or leggings allowed! my work life has no more meaning.

mao mao is having a photo shoot tmr! rmb to put on yr best kitty smile!

2008-07-17T00:55:00.006+08:00

ANYBAND IS THE NEW LOVEEEEE!

Daydream. No MV though. my current new favourite song. weee!

Talk play love (TPL) and Promise you commerical MV. weeee!! stylo milo can.

this is actually a promotional collaboration of some other ppl..... AND BOA! its for advertising purpose for samsung phones in korea. weeee!! just the sound of BoA will make me high. LOL.

the loading is abit slow thou. =[

***

this is my busy schedule:

o7/o7/o8 : Project Submission
o9/o7/o8 : IT in Travel, Hosp & Tourism
11/o7/o8 : Marketing in THT
14/o7/o8 : Report Submission
23/o7/o8 : Viva

i need a break, i need a kit kat. MEOW.

worse, i 4got to bring my ezlink card that day of my marketing paper, and i panicked and forgot every shite.

AND, during my IT paper, my name was not included in the attendance list lor! and i had to waste like 20 mins to find the ppl to put things right. AND NO EXTENDED TIME! i sho beri dhe pissed off! !@#$%&

luckily lao niang got training for my o level pure lit & combined humans. mai siao siao ok!

AND HOR, i submitted my report 1 day late. HAHA. freaking rushed as i hadnt even print the report out lor! so took a cab to sch and i met one funny peh peh taxi uncle.

uncle: xiao jie! you very pretty leh, when ure free ask uncle out for coffee ok?
me: HAHA. -.-

sorry ah uncle, i have an old man at home already. one is enough, really.

***

episode of xb the dumb dumb

#12: he fed me milk and fish on tuesday. really treat me as a cat. -.-

#13: he decided that every month when i get my pay we shall go and eat our hearts out, when all the while he's saying im fat. -.-

***

had a job interview at raffles today and since its very near fullerton hotel, we decided to act like tourists!

This is esplanade: theaters on the bay! it is shaped like a durian because it is a Singapore fruit. (btw, durian is not found in the blogger dictionary. dunno why.)

this is a decorative item found on the escalator via marina square! so high tech hor! my kampong dun have lor!

-.-

so act cute lor. walao.

xb looks angelic with the glow from the light right? muahahahhaa!! my photography has reached new heights.

do not abuse kitties! but you can abuse lao mao.

lastly, my favourite mao that woofs!

i am happy cos i can fit into my light grey skinny! muahahahhaaaa!!

2008-07-14T23:33:00.003+08:00

i must learn to be more responsible and stop being a procrastinator.

***

mao mao cooked ginseng chicken soup for me the other day!

for more information on the cooking process, pls proceed to mao mao's blog.

my house-husband hard at work!

at playing. -.-

I HATE DOING REPORT!

i need a full time job!

2008-07-12T02:09:00.004+08:00

this is a necklace and it reads Paris. because secretly i like that slut Paris Hilton as she looks like my barbie dolls and she has nice boobs. just kidding.

the word actually signifies something. its an ancient nickname i had for xb. wakakkaaa!! we went to watch Bratz on his birthday and the character Melissa had a white fluffy dog called Paris. muahahahaa!!

btw, after that i was officially his poor abused kitty. ~>.<~ so i guess this also symbolize the start of our everlasting fight? LOLx.

this is so precious that i have only wore it out once since CNY. sob.

***

today is kinda a shit day. woke up super early (815, its damn early in my case) to go to KKH for urine and blood test. the got this new queue system but a patient who came later than me got in first. like wtF?

my pissed off face convinced the 2 nurses to apologize to me about the new dumb system. wakakkakaaa~ btw a china nurse sucked out all my blood, and i have to say she's damn pro. cos many nurses have to poke and poke to find my veins and she did it in a single shot. wooots. mark this, its prolly the only time i have sth good to say abt CRP.

den rushed to school but before i got into the train, i realized i didnt bring my bloody ezlink card. called xb and he told me that he will pay for my cab fees cos he's lazy to bring me his ezlink card. weeee~

rushed to NP cos my supervisor told my leader to tell me that he wanted us to be there at 12. tot it was sth impt but it turned out to be minor, which can be done over email. -.-

waste my fcuking effort to come to school. -.- went to MDIS to take my marketing paper. i 4got many rubbish. damn. i dont like all these marketing and economics modules. i rather scratch xb's chin.

finished the paper and went to work. today all old birds! wee weee~ pretty fun and closing was fast. or rather ming was fast cos she wanna go pa tor after that. wakakkakaa~ zul sat me down and talked about my appraisal and i finally realized my mgrs are all buay song about my punctuality problem. wor bu shi gu yi de la!

while working, wj came to the pasta counter to relay that the customer wanted the pizza crust to be crispy. den i tot of a very intelligent way to counter the customer.

"so you want it to be nice and perfect or burnt?"

LOLx. after closing slacked ard with the rest and ah ma told us about her first day in school. shatec, private school.

another factor to reinforce my point on private institution. HAHAHA. they got a smoking corner in school! you can call me sua ku but all my friends are smart little asses who dun study in private institutions. wakakkakaa~ humour intended.

ok , this is my personal opinion. i dont think that school should encourage smoking in any form. i also feel that while you are looking pretty smart in your uniform and heels, holding a cig in your hands is a very ugly sight.

i have a huge prejudice against private school cos they cheated my lao pa and lao ma zi's money. 4.5k can make a very big difference on the down payment of my car ok! so ignore me. i am just ranting.

i realized i am very wordy. =X

2008-07-11T01:32:00.003+08:00

today is a stay at home day for me! i helped to clean my house, wipe my window grills, sweep and mop floor and scrub my bathtub!

NOT. (hello, pls knock yourself on the head if you actually think i do housework. -.-)

but i did clear up my table, straighten up my wardrobe and changed my bedsheets! =D

as you can see im pretty bored if im actually doing a weeny bit of housework. or rather room-work.

so decided to wipe clean the memory card of my ancient digi cam.

i found this while clearing my table. LOL. it came out of the necklace! taken by my digicam btw, the marco is like so much better than LG.

i took this with the lights off. pro anot? LOLx. it should explain the flash on the plastic panel. i used to love barbie dolls! anw, i plan to buy a limited edition one when i start working a proper profession. to celebrate that im a professional barbie doll! wakakakakaa~

and, as you can see, i also changed my blog skin! the pics are taken from prada's summer/spring fashion show 2008. the pics are freaking chio, i like!

i promise to answer to xb's woof as much as possible!

2008-07-10T01:20:00.004+08:00

arghhh! if anybody reading this happens to be entering tertiary institution, DO NOT GO INTO PRIVATE! die die also must squeeze into polys.

why? PRIVATE INSTITUTION EATS YOUR MONEY! in fact, they are sooo concern about eating your money, they have no other time to deal with the infrastructure of the school to ensure you have a good learning journey.

when you sign up you will receive a promptly delivered letter asking you to pay school fees. other than that, you should mentally prepare yourself not to expect any other prompt reactions regarding academic purposes.

well, if you dun have a choice but had to enter private, just dun go to MDIS.

***

after my horrible ordeal with that dumb school, i thought of going to IMM and buy roti buns and then to JP for my crystal jade buns to celebrate the end of my IT paper! wanted to call xb but he didnt reply my msg earlier on, so i tot he was busy. turn out his line got cut off and he's waiting for my call. LOLx.

meow! xb is implying that IT people dun need to use brain again. whatever. as least IT has a lower COP than engineering. lalalalalaaa~

a tooth for a tooth~

2008-07-09T02:43:00.007+08:00

updates!

xb dyed his hair red! makes me feel like doing sth to mine. LOL. but now its smooth and silky and i dun wan the coarse and fried effects of after-dye. MEOW! i want soft fur.

i can change my phone next month! yippiee! bye bye LG viewty, you hell of a fcuking phone! i will be getting SE c902 most probably. weeee!

monday was our ihp submission! submitted a half finished one. MUAHAHAHAAA! my supervisor told us to do so, and we MUST finished it by the time of our viva. like watever. i think he knows that he needs to compensate us for his lack of appearance and guidance.

i didnt go to school today. because tmr is my mdis paper. and fri theres another paper. and i had to start on my testing phrase for my ihp final report. like fcuuuuuuk with a capital F. this week il be learning the word stress in explicit details. -.-

went to de-stress today with xb and wenjun at carnivore at vivocity!

you know whats the good thing about this place? the servers are all male. WAKAKAKKAA~ just kidding.

the rest of the pics gonna be real lousy. taken with my z610i's 2mp instead of my LG's 5mp. wakkakaaa~

went down to eat this!

just kidding. =x

my 2 big-eater companions.

as you can guess from the restaurant's name, they serve meat. beef, pork chicken and even fish.

this is how you order. show the green side when you want the meaty course and red when you decide to let more chicken live.

a Brazilian drink called sth Antarctica. LOL. it tastes like zapper but less sweet.

the seasoning. no idea why there's little buns there.

full carnivores.

us on the way back. MAN ZHU~

the following illustrates why woman pays more attention to details but not man.

taken by lao niang.

taken by wenjun.

see the vast difference? -.-

another thing i hate: people whispering to each other when im around, or saying "i cant say in front of her." her referring to yours truely.

its more irritating then my pms. for this you deserve a poke.

2008-07-05T01:25:00.004+08:00

you know that you dislike having to repeat yourself, DEN WHY CANT YOU JUST MAKE THE BLOODY EFFORT TO SPEAK SLIGHTLY LOUDER? do you think i like to keep asking you to repeat? this is not a one-sided thing nor fault.

dont say my phone is lousy, yours isnt anywhere better.

arghhhh. this is annoying me on top of the pms. MEOW.

on a light note, i found the song i wanted!

i have to go to school tmr. another annoying factor.

i wan a scratch on my chin and be like this:

2008-07-03T22:58:00.004+08:00

weeee! today is a good day as well as a suay day.

i come that thing! -.-

i finished my function by myself! wat a great sense of achievement! woooooots!

went to watch Wanted with wj and xb! the effects are freaking cool, but kinda lost towards the end. LOLx.

xb asked me a solemn question today! ^^

im engaged! now i have to share frisky with xb alr!

2008-06-30T01:24:00.001+08:00

i am difficult to satisfy, almost impossible to please. who dont know that fact please stand up.

2008-06-27T01:32:00.003+08:00

meowww~

just now xiao ming showed me a friendster profile of some bimbo in ICT (oops). muahahhaaa! i came to one conclusion:

always look at the photo first. if not chio den skip.

i am so superficial. LOL.

but really lor. if you read de testimonials, you will find alot of rubbish comments like, "she's very chio, faster grab!" this kinda gibberish.

then you take a look at the photo and simply cant fathom why such comments are there.

scarly is they ask their friends to write one hor? try to attract potential "friends" but then turn out to be some of the many desperados out there.

you see! its all lies!

random:

i rmb once i put up this act chio and shu-nu photo up. to me at least cos my eyes look big! muahahahaa!! but the photo is lost if not i will post up here and you all can laugh back at me for my evilness.

NOT.

den guess wat? got 3 "friends seekers" pm-ed me! got one is chao ah beng some more. opening line, no hi no nothing, straight away "end me in msn" den put down his retarded email add.

KNN! LAO NIANG NOT YOUR TYPICAL CHAO AH LIAN FRIENDS OK!

im a civilized double diploma student.

anw now i smart alr. private profile. HEH HEH. i dun like chao ah bengs. i want my children to be degree holders, not parang holders.

***

i found a man that doesnt stay angry with me no matter what i do. weee! time to go out gao 3 gao 4 already! muahahahahaa!

2008-06-24T01:14:00.004+08:00

today marks the end of xb's poor ham ham. he died under the hands of his owner. because he forgotten to feed ham ham. :(

should i report him to SPCA? or bring him to laopo and let her deal with this negligent owner? muahahhahaaa!

sch is shiteeeee. what the fcuk am i supposed to do, i have no freaking idea.

decided to leave sch early and let xb feed me:) but all he can think of is this:

i am now secondary. ;(

i have many things to finish this week. WAHHH. i need a kit-kat.

***

peik shin's birthday celebration!

supposed to meet the cliques and kukus at 1pm, but since im not eating and thus decided to reach at 2+.

at 1+ came de frantic call from kuku nie! im needed for the surprise for ah peik's birthday! muahahhaaa! thus they waited 1+ hour for my arrival before they can start. LOL. as swensen has this "halal policy". outside/non-halal food has to be consumed first before we can eat their food.

so i reached and keng fai & kuku nie came out and told me the plans! soon after i was seated, the staff brought out the cake and ask, "who's birthday is this?"

kuku and i gong gon dai dai de sit there, no idea how to ans. LOLx.

the staff put it in front of me, den say "sorry wrong table!" and moved it in front of ah peik! LOLx! her shocked face is so funny!

our 2nd family portrait! =]

talked quite alot. in the past we fret about our o level and courses to go into, now we are talking about marriage and stuffs! LOL!

kahming said he thinks im gonna be de 1st of the clique to get married, cos all my r/s are long lasting. HAHA!

thanks people for the treat! appreciate it loads loads. =DDDD

tata!

2008-06-23T02:45:00.004+08:00

Skye Sweetnam
Babydoll gone wrong

Na na na
Na na na

Na na na
Na na na

I am a new breed of doll
Psycho baby doll gone wrong
Toolbelt with a lollipop
Curling iron, Kalashnikov (an AK-47)

I am a new breed of doll
Fighting for a brave new world
Gas mask and a magic wand
Bulldozer and tutu on

Load up, load up
March to the future
Lipstick, I might kill you or kiss ya
Baby doll gone wrong

She cries real tears
In her bed tonight
Press the button right
She will glow so bright
She bleeds real blood
Cut her with a knife
She'll fight for her life
But it's you who dies
Surprise, surprise

Catch me
Can you still believe
My name
And can't you see this
Baby doll gone wrong

I am a new breed of doll
Crash helmet and halo on
Jackhammer and my apron
Throw my head back, sing a song

I am a new breed of doll
Mace you with my aerosol
Tinkerbell and S&M
Bumper car that has a brain

Load up, load up
March to the future
Lipstick, I might kill you or kiss ya
Baby doll gone wrong

She cries real tears
In her bed tonight
Press the button right
She will glow so bright
And she bleeds real blood
Cut her with a knife
She'll fight for her life
But it's you who dies
Surprise, surprise

In her bed tonight
Press the button right
She will glow so bright
And she bleeds real blood
Cut her with a knife
She'll fight for her life
But it's you who dies
Surprise, surprise

Baby doll
I'll kick the boys and make them fall
Baby doll
I'll kick the boys and make them fall

Sugar and razor blade
Acid pink lemonade
That's how baby dolls are made
We misbehave
We misbehave

Load up, load up
March to the future
Lipstick, I might kill you or kiss ya
Baby doll gone wrong

She cries real tears
In her bed tonight
Press the button right
She will glow so bright
She bleeds real blood
Cut her with a knife
She'll fight for her life
But it's you who dies
Surprise, surprise

In her bed tonight
Press the button right
She will glow so bright
She cries real tears
Cut her with a knife
She'll fight for her life
But it's you who dies
Surprise, surprise

***

i am very in love with this song, but i cant find it! =[=[=[=[

i realised im super slow in blogging about recent events. cos i have to upload the photos first but im lazy to do so. LG pc suit is damn irritating. when i finally bothered to upload den i 4get wat to write alr. HAHA.

***

on a very random not, one of my all time fave novel, angels and demons is gonna be made into a movie! BUT, the crew was forbiddden access to some of the churches mentioned in the book by the vatican.

-.- vulgarities are suppressed due to religious consideration.

***

xiao bai is meowing for a xiao mao! so, tadah!

meow if you love her. LOLx.

2008-06-21T01:45:00.002+08:00

a dog is indeed a man's best friend!

today i went to fishermen's hideout and xb was in the middle of a conversation with his good friend, also a friend of mine. and he revealed every single thing that i said about that friend to him, word by word. wat loyalty. -.-

2008-06-19T00:12:00.001+08:00

howdy!

13th june 2008 12am:

received a sms from kuku nie earlier asking me to go to her house to collect my stuffs, as her mama nag at her for having so many things on her desk. HAHA. i kuku-ly believed her and told her i cant go as im at xb's house and asked her to hide them in her mail box. =X

(after the whole thing she told me she wanted to go to my house and surprise me one. HAHA. den super panic when i say i not coming back tonight. =X)

in the end she told me the truth cos she couldnt find any more excuse to give. HAHA. den i bugged xb to send me down, and he woofed and grumbled. =p

went to pmall and my clique of 7 + laopo presented me with a strawberry cake! ^^

weee!

esther tay and i.

laopo and i. wanna take photos with everyone but they are all busy. =[

muahahahhaaa!!

the girls

the guys.

=]

before that....

the reason xb woofed and grumbled because he too wanna surprised me at 12am! muahahhaaaa!!
im such a surprise spoiler. one night can spoil 2. LOL.

make a guess at what im doing. =X

the next day...

leashed xb and brought him to vivo!

this is the love of xb's life. =X

went to a jap restaurant called hannabi. had ala-carte buffet. the standard of the food can be compared with sakae sushi! and you know hoy much it costed for 2? close to a hundred. -.-

and to be seated at the outdoor area cos no pets are allowed inside.

lets have tea and a game of chess after that.

looks nice? the taste is like, so-so only.

had to disguise xb as a chessboard to bring him into the mrt. ^^

the NEXT day...

worked opening and i was only 4 mins late! now im older and more sensible. =X

after that went to fishermen's hideout for a bathe and played fetch with xb! just kidding.

went out to meet my beanies!

WAHAHAHAA.

went down to pasta to cut our cake! at the same time "ordered" something to eat. =X without paying of course.

after that its cake cutting time!

my "explanade" mango cake! we ate the cake and beanie oh had the mango skin. =X

i am 1 year old today! -.-

lighting up the cake and dripped wax all over at the same time. =X

make a wish~ i hope xb will graduate with honours from obedience school.

an experienced cake-cutter by now.

painstakingly taking out all the wax. LOL.

taking out the mango skin for beanie oh. LOL.

juzi: when is my prince coming?
me: just beside you.

juzi: dear god, save me from the 2 ghosts beside me. ~~

tadah~ neighbours are complaining about xb's barking! just kidding.

2008-06-18T13:39:00.002+08:00

love is when i am snuggled in your sheets and pillow and waking up next to you knowing i can kick you off the bed. =X

i am happy because xb's face is now slightly more smooth. ^^

photos soon! when i am not feeling lazy.

2008-06-16T01:16:00.003+08:00

meow.

this should be a nong nong post about my celebrations but im lazy. =X

just wanna say my love to:

- my kukus, esp my kuku gf for planning that surprise which i kuku-ly believed and ended up spoiled. =X

- beanies for the endless laughters and the wax-filled mango cake

- my clique of 7, who came down at the strike of 12am to eat free cake but came empty-handed. AH HEM.

- and lastly, the man who faithfully meowed and woofed and squeaked for 7 months and buy me everything i wanted (with many complaints of course).

thanks to peeps who wished me as well!

i am happy:)

2008-06-09T00:41:00.006+08:00

i feel very bloated and my back hurts like some fcukanathan shite. my legs are nua-ed from all the toilet trips.

did i mentioned i went to a&e at the early crack of thurs?

i woke up at 8am today! early compared to the time i normally wake up for opening. but i was still late and i cant fathom why.

anw opening was covered by my dear friends who were waiting to go to zoo. HAHAHA!! i am very loved.

took a look at next week schedule and guess what? don chan put me on friday! NEHNEH. all my bugis mgrs very mean one lor, always make me work on my bday.

anw i found a replacement. sushi here i come! wakakkakaaaa!

and news spread very fast lor. today i went to work and the chefs all asked me what happened to me, why did i land in hosp. HAHAHA! one even told me he cried upon hearing the news. -.-

they also asked why i still worked and not stay at home and rest. i wanted to but i tot of xb's aggressive bones consumption and told myself to preserve. ~~

episode of xb the dumb dumb:

#11: he called me today to ask me to go and drink water. signs of old age retardation?

#12: he squeaked, meowed and woofed today. i dunno how he do it.

#13: the future of lim lao mao:

***

ytd night was spent at jp with beanie soh. dinner at subway and shopping after that! yeahh!

i got a pair of black stockings, the very very cute bra-set and masks! eme got me a very cute pink tunic top! love it, thanks babe!

you look better with specs babe:]

fooling around in the dressing room. actually SHE did la. LOL.

do i look pregnant? the bus uncle waited until i got a seat before moving on leh. NEH NEH.

after that went to fishermen's hideout and gave xb the facial stuffs i bought for him. HAHAHA. wat a good gf i am.

after that went to wml to bring kuku home! what a good bf i am. =X

there is sch tmrrrrrrr. MEOW~!

2008-06-07T00:50:00.002+08:00

i am freaking pissed. all my happy mood today is spoiled.

angry angry angry angry.

i hate that bitch.

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episode of xb the dumb dumb:

#9: he sleeps 12 hours a day and therefore i am bored and am typing this.

#10: his future plans for me is to be a housewife. -.-

***

ytd i brought my bro out for some shopping! before that went to batok mrt to collect my red dress that xb bought for me. weeee! my bro said i will look like a ang pow packet. -.-

went back to jp and bought some stuffs for me and my bro whose bday is coming soon!

- 2 polo tees for him. lime green and grey! the green one is lao niang choose one. =X
- hair dye for him. he is in BLSS so nvm one. HAHA.
- 2 eyeliners for me!
- swimming goggles. black and white one this time.
- belt for work.

like that lor. could have bought more but im cashless.

supposed to brg kuku to work in wml and later out with beanie soh but im cramping agn. -.-

im boreded.

i wanna go swimming soon! anyone? but must be as fat as me den can go tgt. LOL.

2008-06-05T23:22:00.003+08:00

the reason i love this siao person is because he looks sane on the outside but is actually completely insane on the inside.

my birthday is coming hor! WAHAHAHHAA!

i like this bag like so very the much! i know its pink and its hello kitty, but i dun care. (DUN LAUGH HOR.) but sadly, the pre-order closed. =[ i ish sadx.
http://www.kittymall-preorder.blogspot.com/

mickey mouse mp3! cute hor? i wan silver. $65 for 2 GB. weeee!
http://bogee-girls.blogspot.com/

hoodie and cat tee. HAHA. sibeh act cute lor.
http://one-crazyqueen-twsprees.blogspot.com/
in case cannot find, item code is #66 & #121.

***

that bitch really gets on my nerves. wanna li jia chu zhou but i come tt suay monthly thing. walao. PISSED.

i hate living at that worm hole.

i havent start on my work. HEHE.

2008-06-04T03:16:00.003+08:00

i am lazy to blog, so just 2 photos for today.

i believe in KARMA. HAHAHHAAA!!!

i am MR LAZY's GIRLFRIEND. =X

i realised i havent change my profile in my blog template. im in year 3 liao! but im still lazy. ^^

xb is gonna be a house husband next tm to take care of xiao mao, while i go out and carve a career and be a CEO b efore im 35. Cat Executive Officer, i will execute bad cats like the one in the 1st pic. ^^

2008-05-29T23:43:00.001+08:00

http://talkplayandlove.wordpress.com/2008/05/29/grievance/

this is why i dun wanna meow.

2008-05-26T23:54:00.002+08:00

arghhh. pissed off.

my dad went to OPEN UP my results slip that has been mailed to me ONE WEEK AGO. and he FORGOT to tell me, and left it in the pile of other OPENED letters.

my mum saw the letter and THOUGHT that i had already read it.

he said that he didnt read it, THEN WHY GO AND OPEN IT UP?????

im so pissed off lor. if my friend didnt ask about my results, i wouldnt have known it had already been mailed to me.

arghhh. wo shen qi.

seriously i cant find anyth good to say abt this family, other than the fact when i asked for money i get it.

***

MAO MAO is getting crazy. damn. how am i supposed to answer to his parents???

***

the other day i was on the mrt to fishermen's hide out, and guess what? an uncle offered me a seat. -.-

2008-05-25T23:15:00.003+08:00

de stupid weather is sooooo hot! fuuuuck!

went to work today and don chan say given my level i should be paid onli $4/hr. LOL.

ytd was spent at fishermen's hideout.

he went out to spray his bike and left me in the room. i on-ed the lights to search for my hand cream, and i saw a freaking GRASSHOPPER!

EEEEW!

msg-ed him that his room is invaded and he came back after a while.

the capture:

HAHAHAAA!

i waited for it to be caught before i dared to step in the room.

i do not like insects of any kind.

2008-05-24T01:28:00.003+08:00

i wanna complainnnnnnn!

today i went to work and xm told me about working with DON CHAN. den he asked them who's the most senior here, who has the highest pay, and WHO TAUGHT THEM CLOSING.

and they all point finger at me!

wtFuuuuuuuck!

puleese. i got teach them thoroughly de hor! is they dun wanna listen, everytime chop chop closing because they are LAZY!

BACKSTABBBBB!!!!

xm also told me this today: "you suffer for a few months under him, den free for 1 year plus when you come to wml. now you suffer agn."

so true la!

so many things to do but only 4 closers! neh neh!

and pay is still the freaking same. thats the worst part. -.-

luckily he bought us a FAN. -.-

soooo long never dig out the garlic bread stuffs to clean the cupboard top! even looonger never scrub floor liao! now must use that jip cleaner to clean cashier top lor.

eew eew!

my myammar mgr is leaving. dang. everytime adjusted to one den he/she will get transfered out. BOO.

today vincent tok came down! the first thing he said to me is, "havent die yet?"

as usual. -.-

today i went to sch for NTH! to help out with some talks for the year 1 that my supervisor is gonna give. waste my time. should have stayed at home and sleep.

blah! night nights!

2008-05-23T01:35:00.002+08:00

oh my god! look at this! the booklet on the left is the sample from previous grounp of all the documents for our ihp. and the right picture shows my portion of work. this is like a fcukanathan mountain ok! just because i dun wan the coding phrases. MUMMY! teacher give me a lot of work!

episode of xb the dumb dumb:

#8: his way of showing he misses me is to pinch my face together for the puffer fish effect. PERVERT.

he change his msn list group names agn! i angry lor. HMPH~

2008-05-22T01:01:00.004+08:00

reached school super early today: 1030 am! thanks to xb's incessant wake up call. and he never let me forget that. NEH NEH. wake up calls very wei da meh?

kinda pissed in school. nvm, small matters that my motormouth friend settled on my behalf.

but do not try anyth funny with me. i have 9 lives. HAHAHAAA!

probably now only left 8 la, cos i once had an accident but i survived. =]

episodes of xb the dumb dumb:

#5: today he xiang bu kai and decided to...

-.- this is why we need to shower old people with more care. if not you might find them dangling around with yr fan on top of the ceiling. AMEN.

#6: he had to go to sch today and thus not feeling so lonely and called me only twice today. HAHAHA!

#7: he created a blog! the URL is laodapo.blogspot.com [fann wong's mum in the jack neo's gvt movie, recall recall~].

im just kidding. i feel that i have done my part to the community for teaching old man my IT skill.
***

some lil things that i did during the bo liao times in sch.

Your view on yourself:
You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

ya lor ya lor! wakakkaka!

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

yeah! i cannot bear the thought of being with someone whose education standard is lower than me. eeew.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

i prefer to squeeze their wallet dry first.

The seriousness of your love:
You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

i very serious de hor.

Your views on education:
You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

what can i say? im smart. wakakkakaa!

The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

i wanna sit in an nice nice office and yell at ppl. den when my butt itchy i shall go home scratch.
How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

i am courageous! im together with an insane old man that somehow escape from IMH!

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

nonono! i cannot control xb but im not afraid of him. i can meow louder than him hor! scared anot?

Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

i know you all love me. =D

2008-05-21T01:36:00.002+08:00

this is taken from eme's blog:

"My friend squeaks~
long time never see her..
so long until i almost forgot what she looked like.. =x
She's taken le wor..
So you guys better dun have any designs on her..
But i guess u all wouldn't try either..
my friend is capable of anything..
wahaha.."

hahahhahaa! befriend me at your own risk. =X

***

episode of xb the dumb dumb:

#4: he's alone and nobody visited him at his old folks home so he called me 3 times today. poor old mao. meow~

2008-05-20T02:05:00.004+08:00

cute anot???? i refused to let xb ticker me and he went to ticker the moo on the poster in the mrt instead. wakakaa.

my msn list. wakakakaaa! we are really a lame couple.

episodes of xb the dumb dumb:

#1: he makes me "meow" aloud in the public to prove my love. -.-

HAIS.

#2: today we decide on vongole's name tru' a game of scissors paper stone.

-.-

#3: for the first time in 6 months and 2 days of being together, xb asked me to call him when i get home.

***

hey girl! we do not care about assholes!

2008-05-16T01:41:00.004+08:00

hey people! make a guess at what is this!

its a.....

foundation! hahahaha!

comes with a chio chio pink box! i likeee! just came in today!

this is my act cute cosmetic #2: my blusher! LOL!

my eyeliners cum eye shadows! im still lacking yellow, red, silver and greeeeeen to complete the collection! wakakakaaa!

i bought this notepad today. damn cute lor. i simply cannot resist.

i bought squeaky because they dont sell doggies ones. =[

***

today is our dearest mgr from the dairy farm last day.

no more ahmad to send me home.

anyway, today the potential ahmad came down to have a talk with the mgrs. i purposely kept a far fat distance and YET, he still saw my chio chio orange nails with nail art stickers! and still can go "bao tou" to my kuku nie that he wanna slaughter me.

no more reign of chio chio nails. =[

today work is horrible. seriously, PM is full of fcuked up people. i think its time to take flight.

***

xb msg-ed me at 2am in the morning and told me to pre-order the 2 dresses i post below, he wanna buy for his gf. NEH NEH. say until like im not his gf like that.

2008-05-15T00:32:00.003+08:00

hello people! my bday is coming in like, 1 month time! i know you all wanna get sth for me so let me tell you all what i want! =X

from http://glamorous-closet-preorders.blogspot.com/
pre-order ending on 24th may. $17

this is love ok. i got one in white. HAHAHA.

http://flurflurry-checks.blogspot.com/
pre-order ending SOON. $19.50

i asked many is this nice but most of them said its SO SO only. but i dun care! i like! and i want! =pPp

thank you people in advance! =D

***

i know i am damn bird-chicken. but i simply cannot stand people who are not very pro-efficient in English, but act as thou they are. PUI~!

i super duper cannot tahan people who come up and tell me "whats up?" in msn or whatever, when THEY are the one who initiate the bloody chat.

FYI, the phrase is used when someone ELSE calls YOU up for a favour or whatsoever, and you REPLY them with "whats up".

since you start talking to me in such a ridiculous sense, please expect something as equally ridiculous like "ceiling" as reply in return.

thank you.

i am really such a bird-chicken.

***
i saw xb today after one week of absence! he has grown a special voice box to meow and woof at the same time! weeee! time to look for exhibitor!

night nights!

2008-05-13T23:10:00.002+08:00

there seems to be a new natural disaster whenever you turn your head. makes me realise how precious life is. can be gone, just like that.

a cyclone happen just before yr election. if its not a sign from god i dunno wat it is.

***

i hate going to school.

2008-05-11T22:45:00.002+08:00

i wanna watch this 2 movies!

1. The other Boleyn girl
2. Harold and Kumar 2

wanted to watch run papa run with laopo on fri, but it ended its run! i am fudging sad.

having that thing is very bad. it makes me wanna spend even more. =[

i usually turn a deaf ear on useless comments. save the breath people.

i wan a new phone with a 5mp cam. hahaaa. i dun mind a even better resolution but i dun think there is yet.

i got my lens. feeling very poor right now. =[

2008-05-10T03:52:00.005+08:00

i am currently hooked to this song playing on my blog. in case you dunno, the singer is that 15 year old girl who plays Hannah Montana on disney channel, who is caught up in the scadal of her almost naked "artistic" vanity fair photos. seriously, how can any parents let their daughter photographed wrapped only in a blanket? oh my tian.

i think everyone on this planet has heard about the news of this 73 year old daddy who imprisoned his daughter and raped her for 20+ years. and he had 7 kids with her too. 7 without the aid of painkillers leh!!! i hope that old farktub dies a horrible death or sth. or maybe have his penis chopped into penne pasta and his balls fried into meatballs and we can have meatball(human) menu in pasta. not that anyone would wanna touch that contaminated part of his i assume. but still. he deserves a horrible end! he deserved to be set fire upon/skinned/roasted like a pig alive!

i absolutely cannot stand sexual abuse, especially to minors. that poor girl was only 11 when it happened. oh my tian. i cannot fathom how people can bring themselves to harm their kins, their own blood and flesh in such a crude, cruel and violent way.

if there is a god, i suggest he turns into a rabbit the next time round.

***

i finally finished my stupid screen shots. just doing the screen shots make me wanna faint, when i think of all the codings i have to do after this!

take a look at this.

this looks deceptively simple right? just a page to show which advertiser im emailing to and the email content. let me tell you, it is soooo fcuking not!

the name and title have to be extracted from the database server. the feature that we used to display the specific advertiser and title is called label. so first you will need to link that label to the specific table and attribute in the server. and den you have to create a connection command. then you have to type the string of codes that tells the server what you wanna get. den you have to create a command called adapter to initialise the command. than you have to store it in somewhere we call a dataset. then you have to open and close the connection.

ALL FOR JUST THAT 2 GODDAMNED LINES.

complicated right? let me explain in human terms. imagine you have an apple and you wanna eat it.

1. in order to do so you need to have a mouth right? that is your label.

2.when you are eating, the muscle/cell will tell the brain to start the chewing process. that is the connection command.

3.when you swallow, the cells inside your body decide whether the stuff that just went down your gullet should be classified as shit, urine or blood or whatever. those cells are the strings of code to tell the server what you want.

4. lets say the cells decide its a pile of shit. another batch of cells will send this pile to the correct channel, the big intestine ("your shit is coming!")! this batch of cells is the adapter which tell the page that data is coming!

5. the pile of shit will stay in the colon (i think thats the term) until you cannot tahan and need a toilet break. which means the data retrieved will stay there until the page loads finish so that it can be displayed!

(i think la. HOHOHO. there's so many freaking different codes to either display data or modify them, even though technically im accessing the database to do something! yeeesh. and the email part hor, im at a total loss of wat to do.)

this is just ONE of my 19 pages, which more may be coming up because my supervisor hvn seen them. :(

so, please stop saying IT course is SLACK. it is NOT. we might not need to do calculations or what shites, but there's tonnes of paper work to do and try finding a line of error in at least 100 lines of coding. its like finding an ant on a patch of grass, and sometimes you dun even know there's an ant. debugging dont always help. more than often it leaves you even more clueless, is that an ant or mosquito?

***

i bought a new pair of black skinny online. this time i got a size bigger. HAHA. because the old one i cant squeeze up my thighs. please laugh quietly to yourself hor.

i also got another white hoodie! super loveloves. i was thinking that i dun have any white jackets, den suddenly i remember my fake converse jacket back in year 1!

that one super LOVE ok. its white with pink details. and its the only jacket i can match with my gu-niang floral/lacey skirts. yes i own them okayyyyy! i used to wear once a month. after a short while it disappeared thats why you dun see me wearing skirts anymore. HAHA.

my contact lenses havent come yet! so i continued being an algae today wearing my green bf shirt and my nails still green. weeeeee.

time to sleep and bleed! -.-

2008-05-08T19:28:00.003+08:00

Miley Cyrus - See you again

I've got my sight set on you,
And I'm ready to aim,
I have a heart that will,
Never be tamed,
I knew you were something special
When you spoke my name,
Now, I can't wait to see you again...

I've got a way of knowing,
When something is right,
I feel like I must have known you,
In another life,
Cause I felt this deep connection,
When you looked in my eyes,
And I can't wait to see you again,

The last time I freaked out,
I just kept looking down,
I st-st-stuttered when
You asked me what I'm thinkin' bout
Felt like I couldn't breathe
You asked what's wrong with me
My best friend Lesley said
"Oh she's just being Miley!"

The next time we hang out,
I will redeem myself
My heart it can rest till then,
Whoa! whoa! I,
I can't wait to see you again,

I got this crazy feeling
Deep inside
When you called and ask to see me
Tomorrow night,
I'm not a mind reader,
But I'm reading the signs
That you can't wait to see me again

The last time I freaked out,
I just kept looking down,
I st-st-stuttered when
You asked me what I'm thinkin' bout
Felt like I couldn't breath
You asked what's wrong with me
My best friend Lesley said
"Oh she's just being Miley"

The next time we hang out,
I will redeem myself
My heart can rest till then,
Whoa whoa I,
I can't wait to see you again,

I've got my sight set on you,
And I'm ready to aim,

The last time I freaked out,
I just kept looking down,
I st-st-stuttered when
You asked me what I'm thinkin' bout
Felt like I couldn't breathe
You asked what's wrong with me
My best friend Lesley said,
"Oh she's just being Miley"

The next time we hang out,
I will redeem myself
My heart can rest till then,
Whoa whoa I,
I can't wait to see you again,
Whoa whoa I,
I can't wait to see you again.

**

i didnt go to school today cos i didnt finish my work and im too tired. wakakakaaa.

i didnt go to night class on monday cos xb enticed me with pizza hut. his fault entirely.

**

this is xb's MSN list. wat kind of boyfriend is this? -.-

phuket trip on august! anyone interested?

2008-05-05T01:15:00.003+08:00

i am a happy girl! because:

1. xb didnt leave me for my laziness. WAHAHAHAAA.

2. i came home and there's my fave siew mai and my parents for once didnt nag.

3. i finally bought my dress and my swimming suit. i like! and its cheap.

4. finally pay is here and i can buy my contact lenses!

5. my nails are green! with black flower nail art stickers. weeee!

6. by jio-ed me for swimming! lets pray hard hard for arrival of ~~vongole~~ my aunt's visit to be super duper late.

7. i saw my darling teo lao eng when xb brought me to bugis to shop today!

8. i bought my mum her slippers and feel proud of my filial-ness. weee!

the only bad stuffs is that tmr there is SCHOOL which i cant afford to be late and NIGHT CLASS. -.- actually there's some more shites but i cant be bothered to list them down. lets just hope those who spoiled my freaking happy mood now and before meet a horrible and sadistic and heart wrenching ending. and because im such a nice person i will not stay beside your graves and spit.

2008-05-03T00:04:00.002+08:00

oh my mao mao, dun leave me because im lazy and like to sleep alot. :(

***

i seriously think im not cut out for 9-5 "working" life. firstly and obviously, i cant wake up. 2ndly,
i hate sitting down in front of a desk. suddenly my friends who said that im better off married after school ends seemed rather prophetic.

2008-05-01T23:56:00.003+08:00

as requested.

hubby came down and brought me the tube top i wanted! weeee! what a great turtle for a hubby she is! WEEEEE~

***

today is a PH but i am at home with no plans. so ke lian. ~~

i realised i dunno how to deal with stress.

dang shit. the front part of my hair has curled up but the back is still rather straight. holy cow. my hair is like vegetable.

and i realised my workplace is crawling with disgusting bananas. seriously. im very glad that i am not like that.

2008-04-29T00:31:00.001+08:00

im very depressed. im round like a ball and pimples are invading my face.

i am fat and ugly. life has no more purpose.

2008-04-27T22:59:00.003+08:00

presenting.....
my xb is getting cuter. ^^

went to the zoo today to visit ah meng.

picture of abuse. -.-

xb actually went to "zoot" a kangaroo and expect a reply! omg! he thinks every animal is like me. -.-

walked for 3+ hours and reunited with my friends. wakakkakaaaa!

watching tv now and got a BoA poser! freaking er xin!!! insult to my BoA! not at all alike can. -.-

2008-04-24T00:39:00.003+08:00

my daddy the garang guni found this tiny frame spec. got a horrible feeling its meant for me. -.-

went to see doctor today.

doc: your tummy seems quite muscular. what did you do?

me: i eat.

LOL.

very very very very angry.

communications with people is supposed to be like playing tennis. you hit the ball across, the other player hits it back to you. but communication with my parents is like playing squash. its like talking to a wall, they never listen, and always assume and think that their assumptions are right.

FUCK.

ok. i did a kuku thing to my psychiatric doc shuan! HAHHAHAAAA! eh, patient's files are CONFIDENTIAL HOR!

must rmb every time i hope for your happiness. so 1 month down the road i hope to get my dinner treat. =D

2008-04-21T23:04:00.004+08:00

what i saw on the way to school. ya lah, im one of those singaporeans who must must must take pic whenever tragedy happens. duh.

actually i took this because ive never seen a vehicle over turn in real life. bikes, yes but hello? you knock into a bike you still expect it to stand meh? -.-

i told kuku abt it and she tot i was involved in an accident! HAHAHAHAAA! one accident in my lifetime is enough hor, thank you.

but i wish my ~~sister~~ was in it thou. sighh.

think about this word, penalty. wtF is penalty for? its for people to stop making mistakes in hopes that their fear of punishment gets better of them. and for the very obvious objective you will set the penalty to be something atrociously rigid right?

scenario: (this is fucking non-fiction ok)

i told that woman if she ever wore my brand new stuffs again, she will have to pay me back in full as a penalty, and its a fcuking penalty, not selling the damn thing to you.

and i told her BEFORE. its not the fucking first time.

and today the damn thing happened again.

so i told my daddy and when she came back i asked her to return me my $14 bucks.

she said i am being unreasonable.

FUCK. I ALREADY TOLD THAT DAMN SHIT AND SHE WAS THE ONE WHO STILL WENT TO WEAR IT.

you did sth wrong YOU FUCKING PAID FOR IT.

THERE IS NO BLOODY FREE LUNCH IN THE GODDAMN WORLD OK.

if a shoplifter took some food stuffs and was caught, do you think the police will accept the explanation, "i was in a rush and dont have the time to queue."?

TAKING THINGS W/O PERMISSION/PAYING = STEALING. use your stagnant brain.

she said she was in a rush and didnt know the top was brand new.

bloody shit. in a rush and you still have the time to decide to wear my stuffs. does ALL your clothes fly out of your closet when you are in a fcuking rush?

if you dont know the top was new, DEN DUN WEAR.

you dun wan people to scream at you, DEN DUN DO IT.

i wonder where is her fucking morales and rationale.

AND, she demand $30 back from me for eating her chocos and not paying her back the money she paid for buying some stuffs we agreed to SHARE.

fact: 1. i have already given her back the choco money ($11) when she asked me to PAY HER BACK ONE BOX OF IT. 2. the stuffs cost only at most $15 and so half of it is $7.50 right?

so so the total damage is only $7.50

and that slut extort additional $20 from me. (i already paid the choco BEFORE this).

one good prime example of "chi zi ji ren qian".

she claimed that the chocos was from her bf and it was "ai xin" chocolates and it justified the remaining amount.

hello, how many times has daddy told you not to put your "ai xin" things inside OUR HOME's fridge?

you did not heed it, SO SAD TOO BAD.

the top was brought online, so should i add in my work effort in compensation of money form, daddy's electric bill for the moment, his effort for working for money for the bill, the distance i have to walk to the atm and the time i spent to queue to make payment?

this is called KU XIN, which anyone can tell you it definitely weights more than your AI XIN.

and she who belongs to one of the social ills of deny-ers will definitely tell you, "can you just shut up", "you are very noisy/unreasonable" and "fuck off".

because it is all they can think of when faced with facts of their wrongs.

i bet she doesnt wanna admit her fault because she hates the fact that im right.

i apologise for being so self-righteous. HAHAHHAAAA!

i feel better now knowing that im the better person. HEH HEH HEH.

one thing i hate the most: being wronged.

***

was supposed to go to the zoo with xb yesterday but i woke up late. (i admit its my fault liao, happy anot???)

went to watch forbidden city instead. not bad.

oh my very kuku school (MDIS) mailed me a time table that states a friday class but the dates on it are all monday. tsk tsk tsk.

xb didnt send me home today so i took cab back with xiao ming cos im very lazy.

yes, i know i am fat and lazy but you all still love me. HAHAHAHHAAA! do not deny that.

xb had a concussion thus i had so much time to type such a long entry. its weird considering i only tickled him ytd and IM THE ONE WITH A LUMP ON MY BEAUTIFUL ROUND HEAD.

i got it from a fight with xb when i knocked my head on his table. haisss.

and worse, he ambushed me while i was taking a nap. -.-

damn. i need to go out to run.

2008-04-16T21:41:00.007+08:00

weee! this is my shirt for today. wanna wear it as a surprise for my fat boyf when he comes to fetch me home but the surprise turn out to be he didnt go to sch.

still can tell me wake up liao when i call him.

-.-

anw, went to sch at 1030 today. shiok. den had lunch with xiao ting and xiao ming. den asked cf they all wanna eat anot and they came up. so weird can. last tm is us girls wait for them to da bao and come up to look after our things den we went down to eat. now the girls dunno disappear where and im left munching and listening to their nonsenses.

anw while eating they asked me a qn. what is the most impt criteria you seek in a boyfriend.

xiao ting says the girl must love him. xiao ming say dunno what humble shit but we all know tt actually its the looks that matters to him. wakakkaaa. and i said must have private transport.

=X

and after lunch erica came and we went up to lvl 7 and back to lvl 6 to get my things. decided to leave early cos too bo liao. i was stepping out of the block to the lift lobby and guess what? my supervisor came out of the lift.

SUAY UNTIL DUNNO WAT SHITE. bo bian i waved goodbye to him. -.-

den went to atrium cos erica wanna eat. and i msg weijie asking him what sir came in for. he told me he come in to check who's here. freaking win liao.

we were leaving and suddenly someone yelled, "kuku mun!"

teo lao eng was there! weeeeeee!

so the 3 of us took cab to jp cos they had things to buy. wakakakakaaa. we are not rich just very lazy.

den ride there was freaking funny la. i revealed xiao ming's secret #44 to her. LOL.

den went pass citibank den i ask xiao ming wanna get credit card anot. wanna act rich. LOL. but need parents' signature. dunno how to cheat them out of it. sian

wanted to go lao eng's house for my hair curler and leggings but decided to go home and shit instead. we were sitting in the back and center of the bus, den i announce to the 2 of them, "i think dun wanna go alr, i wanna go home and shit."

LOL.

went home to shit and after i slept. HAHA.

im gonna blog abt monday. sch reopen!

i woke up damn freaking late. like 830 like tt. so i took a cab to sch. HAHAA. $16++. freaking ccb.

msg around to see where the room is at. finally cf told me. heng.

at first there was really nth to do. but luckily xiao ming and xiao ting finished 1 hour early and they came to find me for crapping. LOL. so wei jie and us were outside de room shaking legs and talking about our holidays. den since it was alr 11+, we decided to go for early lunch to avoid the crowd.

den wj and i went back to the room to get our wallet, and opened the door to go out, and MY SUPERVISOR WALKED IN.

SUAY UNTIL DUNNO WHAT SHITE. i got very bad luck with this can.

hoho! anw, after lunch we went to eVenture to find the others. they had a desk/min cabin and a locker with no lock to themselves. nice. we had a long desk and a comp to ourselves. WAHAHAHAA.

left at 4 and reach pasta around 5 and niu asked me to punch in early.

super shiok working tt day. not much crowd and got entertaining ppl. finally worked with by! weeeee~

xm was trying to con us into letting her bluetooth lam's photo into our phones. WALAO. she is reali sick. den niu told her he wanted it to bi xie.

den nelson suddenly emo agn and started singing those damn emo song. den say i also emo cos i wasnt talking much. wakakkaaa. i have been hearing tt because of my stupid ulcer, but then agn, AM I REALLY TT NOISY??

-.-

now sunday, sentosa!

had to shao mu in the morning and i reached vivo very early. so walked around and very tempted to get a black F21 dress. difficult to find one you like in S size you know! but i got a pair of slippers instead. to hit my fat boyfriend. im jk. =X

we went to eat when everyone came and i had to eat supper slowly. damn torturous. went to giant and den to top floor for the tram!

us!

see how much pain i am in? but still got old man bully me.

damn cute.

i know we are very bad, sitting down and let an old man stand and carry all the things. wakakkaaaa!

we reached!

mira guiding the old man.

went to cycle for about 2 hours and went to the beach and slacked.

being tortured.

revenge is sweet!!! wakakkaaa!

im forced-fed. =[

i seriously think xb looks like lao fu zi in this. wakakkaaa!

sweetie and i.

she left and xb wandered around.

i dunno wtF im doing.

im putting this up to show tt my camera is good. =X

ok. i was eating grapes while typing and one dropped and now i had to go find it. so bye bye.