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Monday, June 30, 2008
1:24 AM

i am difficult to satisfy, almost impossible to please. who dont know that fact please stand up.

meow?
SQUEAK!

Friday, June 27, 2008
1:32 AM

meowww~

just now xiao ming showed me a friendster profile of some bimbo in ICT (oops). muahahhaaa! i came to one conclusion:

always look at the photo first. if not chio den skip.

i am so superficial. LOL.

but really lor. if you read de testimonials, you will find alot of rubbish comments like, "she's very chio, faster grab!" this kinda gibberish.

then you take a look at the photo and simply cant fathom why such comments are there.

scarly is they ask their friends to write one hor? try to attract potential "friends" but then turn out to be some of the many desperados out there.

you see! its all lies!

random:

i rmb once i put up this act chio and shu-nu photo up. to me at least cos my eyes look big! muahahahaa!! but the photo is lost if not i will post up here and you all can laugh back at me for my evilness.

NOT.

den guess wat? got 3 "friends seekers" pm-ed me! got one is chao ah beng some more. opening line, no hi no nothing, straight away "end me in msn" den put down his retarded email add.

KNN! LAO NIANG NOT YOUR TYPICAL CHAO AH LIAN FRIENDS OK!

im a civilized double diploma student.

anw now i smart alr. private profile. HEH HEH. i dun like chao ah bengs. i want my children to be degree holders, not parang holders.

***

i found a man that doesnt stay angry with me no matter what i do. weee! time to go out gao 3 gao 4 already! muahahahahaa!

meow?
SQUEAK!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008
1:14 AM

today marks the end of xb's poor ham ham. he died under the hands of his owner. because he forgotten to feed ham ham. :(

should i report him to SPCA? or bring him to laopo and let her deal with this negligent owner? muahahhahaaa!

sch is shiteeeee. what the fcuk am i supposed to do, i have no freaking idea.

decided to leave sch early and let xb feed me:) but all he can think of is this:


i am now secondary. ;(

i have many things to finish this week. WAHHH. i need a kit-kat.

***

peik shin's birthday celebration!

supposed to meet the cliques and kukus at 1pm, but since im not eating and thus decided to reach at 2+.

at 1+ came de frantic call from kuku nie! im needed for the surprise for ah peik's birthday! muahahhaaa! thus they waited 1+ hour for my arrival before they can start. LOL. as swensen has this "halal policy". outside/non-halal food has to be consumed first before we can eat their food.

so i reached and keng fai & kuku nie came out and told me the plans! soon after i was seated, the staff brought out the cake and ask, "who's birthday is this?"

kuku and i gong gon dai dai de sit there, no idea how to ans. LOLx.

the staff put it in front of me, den say "sorry wrong table!" and moved it in front of ah peik! LOLx! her shocked face is so funny!

our 2nd family portrait! =]

talked quite alot. in the past we fret about our o level and courses to go into, now we are talking about marriage and stuffs! LOL!

kahming said he thinks im gonna be de 1st of the clique to get married, cos all my r/s are long lasting. HAHA!

thanks people for the treat! appreciate it loads loads. =DDDD

tata!

meow?
SQUEAK!

Monday, June 23, 2008
2:45 AM

Skye Sweetnam
Babydoll gone wrong

Na na na
Na na na

Na na na
Na na na

I am a new breed of doll
Psycho baby doll gone wrong
Toolbelt with a lollipop
Curling iron, Kalashnikov (an AK-47)

I am a new breed of doll
Fighting for a brave new world
Gas mask and a magic wand
Bulldozer and tutu on

Load up, load up
March to the future
Lipstick, I might kill you or kiss ya
Baby doll gone wrong

She cries real tears
In her bed tonight
Press the button right
She will glow so bright
She bleeds real blood
Cut her with a knife
She'll fight for her life
But it's you who dies
Surprise, surprise

Catch me
Can you still believe
My name
And can't you see this
Baby doll gone wrong

I am a new breed of doll
Crash helmet and halo on
Jackhammer and my apron
Throw my head back, sing a song

I am a new breed of doll
Mace you with my aerosol
Tinkerbell and S&M
Bumper car that has a brain

Load up, load up
March to the future
Lipstick, I might kill you or kiss ya
Baby doll gone wrong

She cries real tears
In her bed tonight
Press the button right
She will glow so bright
And she bleeds real blood
Cut her with a knife
She'll fight for her life
But it's you who dies
Surprise, surprise

In her bed tonight
Press the button right
She will glow so bright
And she bleeds real blood
Cut her with a knife
She'll fight for her life
But it's you who dies
Surprise, surprise

Baby doll
I'll kick the boys and make them fall
Baby doll
I'll kick the boys and make them fall

Sugar and razor blade
Acid pink lemonade
That's how baby dolls are made
We misbehave
We misbehave

Load up, load up
March to the future
Lipstick, I might kill you or kiss ya
Baby doll gone wrong

She cries real tears
In her bed tonight
Press the button right
She will glow so bright
She bleeds real blood
Cut her with a knife
She'll fight for her life
But it's you who dies
Surprise, surprise

In her bed tonight
Press the button right
She will glow so bright
She cries real tears
Cut her with a knife
She'll fight for her life
But it's you who dies
Surprise, surprise

***

i am very in love with this song, but i cant find it! =[=[=[=[

i realised im super slow in blogging about recent events. cos i have to upload the photos first but im lazy to do so. LG pc suit is damn irritating. when i finally bothered to upload den i 4get wat to write alr. HAHA.

***

on a very random not, one of my all time fave novel, angels and demons is gonna be made into a movie! BUT, the crew was forbiddden access to some of the churches mentioned in the book by the vatican.

-.- vulgarities are suppressed due to religious consideration.

***

xiao bai is meowing for a xiao mao! so, tadah!


meow if you love her. LOLx.

meow?
SQUEAK!

Saturday, June 21, 2008
1:45 AM

a dog is indeed a man's best friend!

today i went to fishermen's hideout and xb was in the middle of a conversation with his good friend, also a friend of mine. and he revealed every single thing that i said about that friend to him, word by word. wat loyalty. -.-

meow?
SQUEAK!

Thursday, June 19, 2008
12:12 AM

howdy!

13th june 2008 12am:

received a sms from kuku nie earlier asking me to go to her house to collect my stuffs, as her mama nag at her for having so many things on her desk. HAHA. i kuku-ly believed her and told her i cant go as im at xb's house and asked her to hide them in her mail box. =X

(after the whole thing she told me she wanted to go to my house and surprise me one. HAHA. den super panic when i say i not coming back tonight. =X)

in the end she told me the truth cos she couldnt find any more excuse to give. HAHA. den i bugged xb to send me down, and he woofed and grumbled. =p

went to pmall and my clique of 7 + laopo presented me with a strawberry cake! ^^


weee!


esther tay and i.


laopo and i. wanna take photos with everyone but they are all busy. =[

muahahahhaaa!!


the girls


the guys.

=]

before that....

the reason xb woofed and grumbled because he too wanna surprised me at 12am! muahahhaaaa!!
im such a surprise spoiler. one night can spoil 2. LOL.

make a guess at what im doing. =X

the next day...

leashed xb and brought him to vivo!

this is the love of xb's life. =X

went to a jap restaurant called hannabi. had ala-carte buffet. the standard of the food can be compared with sakae sushi! and you know hoy much it costed for 2? close to a hundred. -.-

and to be seated at the outdoor area cos no pets are allowed inside.

lets have tea and a game of chess after that.


looks nice? the taste is like, so-so only.

had to disguise xb as a chessboard to bring him into the mrt. ^^

the NEXT day...

worked opening and i was only 4 mins late! now im older and more sensible. =X

after that went to fishermen's hideout for a bathe and played fetch with xb! just kidding.

went out to meet my beanies!

WAHAHAHAA.

went down to pasta to cut our cake! at the same time "ordered" something to eat. =X without paying of course.

after that its cake cutting time!



my "explanade" mango cake! we ate the cake and beanie oh had the mango skin. =X

i am 1 year old today! -.-

lighting up the cake and dripped wax all over at the same time. =X

make a wish~ i hope xb will graduate with honours from obedience school.


an experienced cake-cutter by now.

painstakingly taking out all the wax. LOL.


taking out the mango skin for beanie oh. LOL.

juzi: when is my prince coming?
me: just beside you.

juzi: dear god, save me from the 2 ghosts beside me. ~~

tadah~ neighbours are complaining about xb's barking! just kidding.

meow?
SQUEAK!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008
1:39 PM

love is when i am snuggled in your sheets and pillow and waking up next to you knowing i can kick you off the bed. =X

i am happy because xb's face is now slightly more smooth. ^^

photos soon! when i am not feeling lazy.

meow?
SQUEAK!

Monday, June 16, 2008
1:16 AM

meow.

this should be a nong nong post about my celebrations but im lazy. =X

just wanna say my love to:

- my kukus, esp my kuku gf for planning that surprise which i kuku-ly believed and ended up spoiled. =X

- beanies for the endless laughters and the wax-filled mango cake

- my clique of 7, who came down at the strike of 12am to eat free cake but came empty-handed. AH HEM.

- and lastly, the man who faithfully meowed and woofed and squeaked for 7 months and buy me everything i wanted (with many complaints of course).

thanks to peeps who wished me as well!

i am happy:)

meow?
SQUEAK!

Monday, June 09, 2008
12:41 AM

i feel very bloated and my back hurts like some fcukanathan shite. my legs are nua-ed from all the toilet trips.

did i mentioned i went to a&e at the early crack of thurs?

i woke up at 8am today! early compared to the time i normally wake up for opening. but i was still late and i cant fathom why.

anw opening was covered by my dear friends who were waiting to go to zoo. HAHAHA!! i am very loved.

took a look at next week schedule and guess what? don chan put me on friday! NEHNEH. all my bugis mgrs very mean one lor, always make me work on my bday.

anw i found a replacement. sushi here i come! wakakkakaaaa!

and news spread very fast lor. today i went to work and the chefs all asked me what happened to me, why did i land in hosp. HAHAHA! one even told me he cried upon hearing the news. -.-

they also asked why i still worked and not stay at home and rest. i wanted to but i tot of xb's aggressive bones consumption and told myself to preserve. ~~

episode of xb the dumb dumb:

#11: he called me today to ask me to go and drink water. signs of old age retardation?

#12: he squeaked, meowed and woofed today. i dunno how he do it.

#13: the future of lim lao mao:

***

ytd night was spent at jp with beanie soh. dinner at subway and shopping after that! yeahh!

i got a pair of black stockings, the very very cute bra-set and masks! eme got me a very cute pink tunic top! love it, thanks babe!

you look better with specs babe:]

fooling around in the dressing room. actually SHE did la. LOL.

do i look pregnant? the bus uncle waited until i got a seat before moving on leh. NEH NEH.

after that went to fishermen's hideout and gave xb the facial stuffs i bought for him. HAHAHA. wat a good gf i am.

after that went to wml to bring kuku home! what a good bf i am. =X

there is sch tmrrrrrrr. MEOW~!

meow?
SQUEAK!

Saturday, June 07, 2008
12:50 AM

i am freaking pissed. all my happy mood today is spoiled.

angry angry angry angry.

i hate that bitch.

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episode of xb the dumb dumb:

#9: he sleeps 12 hours a day and therefore i am bored and am typing this.

#10: his future plans for me is to be a housewife. -.-

***

ytd i brought my bro out for some shopping! before that went to batok mrt to collect my red dress that xb bought for me. weeee! my bro said i will look like a ang pow packet. -.-

went back to jp and bought some stuffs for me and my bro whose bday is coming soon!

- 2 polo tees for him. lime green and grey! the green one is lao niang choose one. =X
- hair dye for him. he is in BLSS so nvm one. HAHA.
- 2 eyeliners for me!
- swimming goggles. black and white one this time.
- belt for work.

like that lor. could have bought more but im cashless.

supposed to brg kuku to work in wml and later out with beanie soh but im cramping agn. -.-

im boreded.

i wanna go swimming soon! anyone? but must be as fat as me den can go tgt. LOL.

meow?
SQUEAK!

Thursday, June 05, 2008
11:22 PM


the reason i love this siao person is because he looks sane on the outside but is actually completely insane on the inside.

my birthday is coming hor! WAHAHAHHAA!

i like this bag like so very the much! i know its pink and its hello kitty, but i dun care. (DUN LAUGH HOR.) but sadly, the pre-order closed. =[ i ish sadx.
http://www.kittymall-preorder.blogspot.com/


mickey mouse mp3! cute hor? i wan silver. $65 for 2 GB. weeee!
http://bogee-girls.blogspot.com/

hoodie and cat tee. HAHA. sibeh act cute lor.
http://one-crazyqueen-twsprees.blogspot.com/
in case cannot find, item code is #66 & #121.

***

that bitch really gets on my nerves. wanna li jia chu zhou but i come tt suay monthly thing. walao. PISSED.

i hate living at that worm hole.

i havent start on my work. HEHE.

meow?
SQUEAK!

Wednesday, June 04, 2008
3:16 AM

i am lazy to blog, so just 2 photos for today.

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i believe in KARMA. HAHAHHAAA!!!

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i am MR LAZY's GIRLFRIEND. =X

i realised i havent change my profile in my blog template. im in year 3 liao! but im still lazy. ^^

xb is gonna be a house husband next tm to take care of xiao mao, while i go out and carve a career and be a CEO b efore im 35. Cat Executive Officer, i will execute bad cats like the one in the 1st pic. ^^

meow?
SQUEAK!

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